You would think with a hand full of Kimchiers, a beer pong table, some motivation, and 3 days that floating a keg would be easy. Well think again, it's been nearly two weeks since Hashtoberfest and I still have a Keg with beer in it. I am not complaining because I love beer and when you have a keg sitting in your kitchen with a jockey box you can't help but want to drink beer every night.
However, I am now officially on my own mission, with some help from Espn, to conquer the keg. I am disappointed in my Kimchi brethren as well as myself, but I do believe Brass Monkeys took some part in lessening the beer intake. Other than the Brass Monkeys it's truly a mystery. Once upon a time when NBN and I lived together we were going through Kegs, between the two of us, in less than a week sometimes sooner if we had help. Maybe we're getting old, but it sure felt like I was drunk the whole time everyone was down here. Well I am off to take anothercrack at the keg. POOP!!!!
It's a wonder why the old men weren't going after NBN. He was giving free Ball shows all night. Somehow I just don't think women's panties are very supportive especially when in short jean shorts. My questions are: 
