BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 50

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 50 - The Second Anal "SCREW YOUR HOLIDAY , WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN" Hash.

When: Saturday, December 24th 2011, at 5:00pm!

Where: Spork’s Spooning Spectacularium (A.K.A. Chez Spork-Puss)
28 Painted Sunset, The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork & Mud In My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, A DAMN FLASHLIGHT!, shag bag(change of clothes), $ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45, take exit 73 ( Rayford Rd./Sawdust Rd. ). Turn left at your first light (Rayford/Sawdust) and go to the 4th light where Sawdust turns hard left right past Burger King and before Starbucks. After turning left, go straight past first light and go to the second light, Sawmill Road , and turn left. Turn left into your first subdivision, Sunset Springs ( Dreamweaver Circle ). Once you enter Sunset Springs, go straight past the very first street on your left and go to the next street, Painted Sunset. You may park anywhere around that corner of Painted Sunset and Dreamweaver Circle , my house is right there on the corner, #28.

Sidenote: Going to be in town visiting family you really don't want to have an awkward Xmas-Eve turkey dinner with your family? Need an excuse why you can't go take goofy looking pictures in front of large trees with lights on them with your weird Uncle Eddie who touches you just a little too much? Are you a Jew like myself and just need to get away from the Xmas music for 5 minutes and sing about boobs, sex, and kitchens? Then cum one, cum all, to our SECOND ANAL "Screw your Holiday , We'll Make Our Own" / Moon Over Monkeys hash!

This will be not only our SECOND ANAL "Screw Your Holiday, We'll Make Our Own" hash, but also our SECOND ANAL "MOM" Hash, which means "Moon Over Monkeys" - our form of a full moon-ish hash. But wait, there's more! This will also be only our SECOND EVER LIVE HARE! This does not include all the lazy bimbo trial things we have done at events, but a real "You mother fuckers stay here for 15 minutes, not 10, but 15 full freaking minutes, and let us go lay a damn trail... seriously 15 minutes." kind of trail. When was out last one? You guessed it! Last year, same hash! This trail laid last year by Mud & I was a great success, and hopefully it will be again this year. Last year lots of people brought extras to drink/eat just because they felt awesome. There were cherries that had been soaked in vodka or rum or something for like 6 months that rocked our world, there was holiday flavored vodka (what does that even mean) - lots of stuff. Feeling generous? Bring something. I'll bring the Manischewitz!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 49

"MUD & DTR's BIRFDAY TRASH TRAIL"

When: Saturday, December 10th 2011, at 3:00pm!

Where: The Old Riley Fuzzel Road Preserve

NO ADDRESS, SEE DIRECTIONS HERE OR BELOW:

http://bayoulandconservancy.org/Directions-Old%20Riley%20Fuzzel%20Road%20Preserve.pdf 

Hare(s): Mud In My Crick & Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown Houston, go I-45 North all the way past FM 1960
to the Cypresswood Drive, Holzwarth Road, Louetta Road exit. (EXIT 68). Head
east (right) on East Louetta Road. Follow East Louetta Road to where it
dead-ends under the Hardy Toll Road at Aldine-Westfield Road. Take a Left,
heading North on Aldine Westfield until it dead-ends at Riley Fuzzel Road.
Take a Right, heading East on Riley Fuzzel Road. Continue under the Hardy
Toll Road and across the new bridge at Spring Creek. After crossing the
bridge a short distance, on your left, you will see where the old two-lane
road merges into the new five-lane road where the new road curves. Take a
left onto Old Riley Fuzzel Road. Proceed to the end of Old Riley Fuzzel Road
to where the road is completely barricaded. (Further directions made be
found at
http://bayoulandconservancy.org/Directions-Old%20Riley%20Fuzzel%20Road%20Preserve.pdf

Sidenote: This will be a BIRFDAY celebration for both Mud In My Crick
(December 10th) and Donnie The Retard (December 20th)! According to the
hares it will be a total TRASH trail meaning there will be at least one beer
check, at least one shot check, and 100% SHIGGY with lots of water crossings
SO BRING A DAMN CHANGE OF CLOTHES/SHOES/SOCKS/EVERYTHING! Also bring a towel... that would just be smart.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 48

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 48

When: Saturday, November 26^th 2011 at 2:00pm!

Where: Tamarac Park
Near the intersection of
North Millbend Drive & Many Pines Road,
The Woodlands, TX 77380

(30.153317, -95.456944)

Hare(s): Cumrade Blumpkin, Name My Vagina, & La Situación

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course. 

D'erections: From downtown Houston , go I-45 North all the way to exit 76B, Woodlands Parkway . Stay in the left lane once the on-ramp merges onto Woodlands Parkway , then turn left AT THE FIRST STREET YOU CAN, Woodloch Forest Drive . Continue on Woodloch Forest Drive , it will turn you hard left, then right, then the street will change into Many Pines Road. Continue straight till it dead ends, then turn right onto North Millbend Drive . The park will be immediately on your right.

Sidenote: This will be a BIRFDAY ORGY celebration. All three of the hares have birthdays around this time, so they will be laying some sort of trail. This is all the info I have people – needless to say the weather is getting nicer and it is getting dark quicker so early hash = YAY!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 47

The "16 Beer Checks. Happening." Hash

When: Saturday, November 12^th 2011 at 3:00pm!

Where: Randall’s Food Market Pharmacy
9420 College Park Drive
Conroe, TX 77384

Hare(s): yobwoC esreveR (Reverse Cowboy)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course. 

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Take I-45 North towards The Woodlands. Take exit 79 ( TX-242/College Park Drive/Needham Road .) Turn left at the stoplight onto TX-242/College Park Drive . Take for 4-4.50 miles and it will be there on your right before 1488.

Sidenote: This is the first ever, never happened before, gonna break 'em all, had to give him sexual favors to do it, yobwoC esreveR (Reverse Cowboy) laid trail! What can you expect? Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, not 9, not 10, not 11, not 12, not 13, not 14, not 15, but 16 FREAKING BEER CHECKS!!!!!! What else can you expect? At least one person vomiting most likely. What else can you expect? Do you care? Really? 16 Beer checks people. This is gonna be an epic trail so only losers will miss it. Questions? Comments? STDs? Everything can be answered... if you show up to the trail. LET'S DO THIS!!! W00000H0000000!!!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 45

"1st Ever Brass Monkey Beer Mile"

***NOTE THE EARLY START TIME!***

Where: Masturgator & PMS' House
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): Saint Sebastian

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit
76B (Woodlands Parkway) - keep going on Woodlands Parkway for about 3-ish
miles. Turn left on South Panther Creek Drive, go past the stop sign and
look on your left for a subdivision on your left just past the church; The
street is Coralberry Road. Once you turn left on Coralberry, take your
second right which is Yewleaf Road, then your second right again onto Still
Glen Court.

Sidenote: We will be having an early start time because one of our Monkeys
is getting married! YAY! (It will not be a hash wedding. NO!) The wedding is
in the evening so we are needing to start early so we can still have a bomb
ass circle but be done by like 4:00-ish. There will not be patches because
every person I talked to said their patch distributor was on leave or
vacation or something. I guess there is some sort of patch-makers united
strike... really don't care. Anyway we will take down who is there and
whenever we get them made you will get one. Please try to get there on time
- you know normally we go on hardcore hash time but since we HAVE to be done
to get ready for the wedding we can't lolly(cock)gag around.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 44 "The Second Lamest Pub Crawl Ever"

When: Saturday, October 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm.

Where: Wolfie's Sports Bar & Grill
25550 I 45 NORTH
SPRING, TEXAS 77386

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork & Guamarhea Balls

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: Money for drinks at each of the stops... There will be 6-ish bars, maybe less if we get lazy.

D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45, take exit 73 (Rayford Rd./Sawdust Rd.). Go straight past the light and look for a shopping center on your right on the corner of the feeder and Raypine Drive - it will have Wolfie's, Taqueria Arandas, Firestone auto place, etc... If you hit Briarcrest Drive you have gone too far, so just turn right and take that street back towards the south.

Sidenote: Back due to no popular demand whatsoever, the Brass Monkeys are proud to bring you the "Second Lamest Pub Crawl Ever", hopefully just as lame as last year's was.

Guamarhea Balls (Knuckledraggers H3 MC) will be visiting us and helping me co-hare this bitch. He is very sensitive about his girly sized hands so make sure not to stare.

We will provide some down down beer at the end for circle, but there is no hash cash so just bring money for your drink of choice at each bar. There will be crash space available at Chez Spork-Puss and the Retard Compound. If you are crashing and want to drop your car at our houses before hand we will be more than happy to give you a ride to the start point.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 43

The "Crab Monkey" Hash

When: Saturday September 17th, 2011 @ 4:00-ish

Where: Texas Crab Hash

Hare(s): TBD (We could guess but it depends on who is functioning enough at
the time of trail.)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: Your Ass

D'erections: Go to Texas Crab Hash

Side Note: This will mark the 2nd Crab-Monkey mingling in this many years combining the mystic forces of Dick The Boy Wonder and the members of the Brass Monkey H3. Last year was awesome so hopefully we can keep it going this year. If you haven't signed up for Texas Crab Hash you are lame, but there's still time and here is the link. http://www.texascrabhash.com/

0n-0n,
Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 42

When: Saturday, September 3^rd, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Canoe Launch Parking Lot in Creekside Subdivision

The Woodlands, TX, 77380

(30° 8'33.20"N, 95°30'23.64"W)-ish

Hare: Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 76 B (Woodlands Parkway) - keep going on Woodlands Parkway for approx. 3.69 miles then make a left at Gosling Road. You go approx. 1.70 miles then make a right onto Creekside Forrest Drive (it will be the first right after you crossover Spring Creek). Look for a "Canoe Launch" sign on your right and follow the dirt road to the parking area. Drive slow, there are several Pygmy crossings. If you hit the traffic circle in the Creekside subdivision you have gone too far.

Sidenote: This will be my 2^nd Anal Birfday run and I am FrEaKiNg excited; Plan on SHIGGY with some SHIGGY and possibly some SHIGGY if I can fit it in (No Homo). You can expect at least one beer check, possibly Jew checks (If you have ever done my Passover Easter Egg Hunts you know what those are), and possibly an Asian sighting or two *giggity*. If there is anyone that wants to come from out of town there is definite crash space between Chez Spork-Puss and the Retard Compound across the street. TONS of floor space if you just want to bring air-mattresses. My BIRFDAY is not actually until Sunday, September 4^th, so we will have to party through the night… DUH. It is dry as hell but I am going to try for water crossings so bring change of clothes, shoes, towel, sunscreen, sex toys and a hat. Questions? Comments? Concerns? More Cowbell? E-Mail me or something.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 41

"Masturgator and PMS' Virgin Hare"

When: Saturday August 20th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Masturgator and PMS' House
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): Masturgator, PMS, and Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course. TBA

D'erections: From Downtown take I-45 North and exit 76B (Woodlands Pkwy) go about three miles and make a left on S. Panther Creek Drive. Then make a left on Coralberry Rd a right on Yewleaf Rd then another right onto Still Glen Court and the house will be on your left.

Sidenote: Per our hare trail will be 4-5 miles w/ 50% shiggy. Still Glen Court is a narrow street so when parking please do not block traffic, other peoples driveways, and please try not park on other peoples grass. Feel free to park around the corner on Yewleaf as you are arriving.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 39

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 39


When: Saturday July 23rd, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Meyer Park
7700 Cypresswood Drive
Spring, TX 77379


Hare(s): Donnie The Retard & ESPN

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course. TBA

D'erections: From Downtown take I-45 North. Take exit 60C (North Sam Houston Pkwy West/ Sam Houston Tollway West/ Texas 8 Beltway West) go west away from IAH. Take Ella Blvd/Greens Crossing Blvd exit, but stay on the feeder then make a right on Veterans Memorial Drive. Stay on Veterans until it turns into Stuebner Airline Rd then about two miles after that make a left onto Cypresswood. There will be a light for Meyer Park with two parking lots on the right and left. Go into the left or South parking lot and we will be in the far right corner. If you are coming from the North the easiest way to get there is to exit Louetta Rd then take that to Stuebner Airline and make a left. Then make a right on Cypresswood Rd then a left into the Meyer Park parking lot.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 38

The "Flying Away Monkey" Hash

When: Saturday July 9th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: The Reserve at Sierra Pines Business Park
1585 Sawdust Rd.
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Easy to Please & Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Take I-45N to The Woodlands, TX
Exit Rayford/Sawdust number 73
Take a left on Sawdust
Go to the light after Chick-fil-A and turn left to continue on Sawdust
Go through the light at Sawmill
Look to your left for the Reserve at Sierra Pines Business Park after the light at Sawmill
Turn left into the business park
Park in the far back parking lot behind the building and near the duck pond (we don't want our cars visible from the road)

DO IT NOW.

TODAY is the last day to sign-up for housing for the VooDoo Monkey extravaganza!!! Hurry up and get a room you clowns!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 37

When: Saturday June 25th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Tailgators Pub & Grill
8000 HWY 242
The Woodlands, TX 77385

Hare(s): Cumrade Blumpkin & Burning Rubbers

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 79 (TX-242/College Park Dr/Needham Rd). Take the feeder road north and turn right into the shopping center on the corner of the I-45 feeder road and TX-242. Tailgators is at the end of the shopping center.

Note from Cumrade Blumpkin:  Wwwwhhhooooollly SHEEEYOT! Just scouted..... I'm a spent puppy. Cooked. For the small little area thats traversed... it's a mutherfucker. You will see other Hash trail, don't follow it or you will get got. There will be blood, mud, bugs, and suds. There will be random Russian items on trail, plus others... you will get wet. You will bleed cumrade red and get blumpkin brown.

We'll House You, My Pretties (but no damn dogs)

A BEAUTIFUL HOTEL HAS BEEN CHOSEN! FMU has provided us with a SPECTACULAR deal on rooms! Our housing with be a ½ block from Bourbon Street in the French Quarter. Sounds too good to be true? Make sure to read all the details! It is cheap like your mom!

There are 20 rooms blocked with a variety of configurations to help accommodate those with special needs and those who are just plain needy. Any rooms left unreserved will be released to the public on June 29th. Rates will no longer apply after that date.

The cut-off date for reserving a room is JUNE 29th.

You can call to make your reservation @ 1-800-366-2743 or you can register online at www.hotelstmarie.com , Make sure to identify yourself as a member of Monkey Voodoo if calling to make reservations. If making your reservations online the access code is
"MONKEY".

Once you've reserved your room please email EZ. We'd like a headcount of who is where and how many in the room. Also, if you are reserving a 4 person room and need a roommate or if you are looking for one, make sure to add that to the email. Make some friends! Share the love!

The rates (Tax has already been added!)

Deluxe room (King or double bed)
$86.75 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$65.98 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Courtyard room (Double beds)
$102.57 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$73.89 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Streetside room (Double Beds)
$125.17 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$85.19 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Suite (King/Queen and Couch fold out)
$170.37 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$107.79 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Rates are based on double occupancy and there is an additional $20 per extra guest. We all know how to get around that, don't we! PLEASE be respectful and not place too many people in one room as the maids will turn you in. If you book your room with a credit card (mandatory), your first night will be charged on July 22^nd and the rest will be due upon checkout. This is their room deposit system so that if someone doesn't cancel on time, their card is charged one night stay.

Hotel Amenities Include:
Swimming pool in our beautiful tropical courtyard
24 hour concierge service
24 hour bell service
24 hour valet (charges apply) $28 per day + tax. Other off street parking is available.
In-Room Coffeemakers
Complimentary USA Today and Times Picayune (Local news)
Photocopying and Facsimile services
Voice Mail
Complimentary Internet Access in Hotel Rooms & Wi-Fi in Public Spaces
Irons and hair dryers in every room
Complimentary in room safe deposit boxes
All guest rooms are non-smoking
Sorry, no pets allowed
Complimentary Continental Breakfast Served Dail

AGAIN, the cut-off date for reserving a room is JUNE 29th.

Voodoo Monkey - SAVE THE DATE!

The Brass Monkey H3 & Voodoo H3 Present:

The First Anal
VOODOO MONKEY

Cum one, cum all to the first anal Voodoo Monkey weekend of debauchery joint hosted by the Brass Monkey and Voodoo H3! We promise a weekend of hashing, drinking, pub crawling awesomeness complete with patches and t-shirts.

Where: New Orleans, LA
When: July 29-31, 2011
Why: Because you like drinking

Check back soon for more details!!!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 35 "Kimchi Interhash"

When: Saturday May 28th, 2011, TBA.

Where: Majestic Rush, CO

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: Your Ass.

D'erections: Sign up for Kimchi Interhash already http://www.kimchiinterhash.com/

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 34 "Catholic Guilt Hash"

When: Saturday May 14th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Hermann Park (golf course parking lot on the east side)

Hare(s): Ring of Fire & Platterpuss

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From the North (Woodlands, Spring, etc), Take I-45 South, and Exit to 288 South. Follow 288 South and exit N MacGregor Way. Follow N MacGregor way, and turn Right on Cambridge. Follow Cambridge, and turn right on to Hermann Park Drive. We will be on the first parking lot on the right at the Golf Course. Otherwise look at a map.

 

Side note: Per our hares: Welcome to the Catholic Guilt hash! Wear your best catholic attire (nun, school girl, friar etc) and be prepared to repent for your sins. The weather looks great for running in short skirts, knee socks and penny loafers! Snacks and beer provided. The Grass Roots are playing at the Miller Outdoor Theater Sat. night starting at 8pm, so we are suggesting folks bring a picnic basket and change of clothes to sit on the hill and continue the party. Also there will be a keg of premium Southern Star brew and plenty of down down beer.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 32

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 32

When: Saturday April 16th, 2010, 1:00pm.

Where: Near the old Woodlands Athletic Club
11111 Winterberry Place
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): McCON-A-Gay (Loofa in another hash life)

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd). Make a left at the light onto Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd. Go about 2 miles (note: this road will turn into Grogans Mill Road after about a mile) then make a left on S. Millbend Drive. Take that just under a quarter mile and make a right on Winterberry Place there will be lots of parking.

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 3

When: Saturday April 2nd, 2011, 3:00pm

Where : Bear Branch Park

5200 Research Forest Dr.

The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): ESPN & Name My Vagina

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (super secret new T-shirts will be there for those that ordered them). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From Houston take I-45 North then take exit 77 (Lake Woodlands/Research Forest/Tamine Rd). Go 1.3 miles on feeder and make a left at the first light (Research Forest/Tamina Rd). Go 2.6 miles and Bear Branch Park will be on your right. When you turn into the parking lot we will be meeting in the parking area to the immediate left. If you can't find a spot there is additional parking to the right.

Side Note: This weekend the Houston Spring Campout is taking place. If you can make to that it will be a blast. Spork, ESPN, and I will will not be able to make it out for super lame work related reasons, but those that can go have a Brass Monkey before noon in our honor...ONON.

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 30 "The Dirty 30 Gingervitis Run"

When: Saturday March 19th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where : Old Riley Fuzzel Preserve

(In the parking lot by the Alligator Pond

Hare(s): Ez-2-Please

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From Houston the easiest would be to take the Hardy Toll Road north exit Riley Fuzzel Rd. and make a right once you exit on Riley Fuzzel. Once you cross the bridge you will go .3 miles then you will make a left on Old Riley Fuzzel. This is almost parallel to the road you came in on so you will be heading towards the river. Once you come to the dead end there will be a parking lot on your right.

Side Note: Per Ez: "There will be ONE HUGE KEG OF PREMIUM BEER. 3-6 miles of delicious shiggy to punish the wannabe Warrior Dash. Revenge for the elephant grass from Spork and Donnie's run that left me scarred and unable to wear dresses. Red ginger wigs on trail to feel pretty. Premium beer prizes for the following: Creepiest Ginger Kid, Coolest looking warrior (better if you are Irish or kilted), Guessing ESPN's age. I reserve the right to make you cry like little girls. Wear green, wear orange, whatever you do, don't be ginger."

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 29 "Mardi Gras Hash"

When: Saturday March 5th, 2010, 2:00pm

Where : Puke and Tiny Bubble's House

951 Holiday Drive
Crystal Beach (Bolivar Peninsula), TX 77650

Hare(s): Horse Fli Drive Bi

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course. Also bring a couple extra dollars to chip in on some food (burgers) or bring your own food.

D'erections: There are two ways to get there Puke let me know it might be quicker to take I-10 to the Winnie (a town not a person) then take TX-124 through High Island and come in the back way. If not the standard way is via Galveston then you will have take the Port Bolivar-Galveston Ferry (http://www.houstontranstar.org/ferrywaittimes/ ) across. My suggestion is to google it.

Side Note: Per Puke: Looking at a start After the Parade,  Campout in yard or on beach in Emerald One, possible Hare...Horse fli drive bi...(Please e-mail me)..few have indicted they are coming Friday.evening...Bring tent...good cajun music at coconuts and Tiki..I'll bring two tents and cots have screened in under porch and will have a keg, (your input) I don't drink much beer any more, (calories) 5 dollar for beer..food is group decision and pot luck is suggested, a dish to share. The Mardi Gras parade will be starting at 11:30am and there will be a group of hashers watching it so come down early is f you can.

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 28

When: Saturday February 19th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where: CSI's House

8818 Rowan Lane

Houston, TX 77036

Hare(s): CSI & Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course

D'erections: From the north go south on I-45 take exit 60b and go west on Sam Houston Pkwy/Beltway 8 you are going to go all the way past I-10 and exit Bellaire. Turn left under the Beltway towards 59. Pass two stop lights and turn right on Pella (directly across the street from St. Agnes private school and if you hit the Fiesta on Gessner you've gone to far). Turn left at the second stop sign which will be Rowan lane. Casa de CSI will be about 2/3 a way down the street on the left.

Side Note: The Ononon will be put on by our gracious host CSI there will be food, beer pong table, hot tub, and crash space so please RSVP if you can so we can get a good count. Thanks

BRASS MONKEY H3 "1ST ANALVERSARY" PUB CRAWL

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 27 "1ST ANALVERSARY" PUB CRAWL

When: Saturday February 5th, 2010, 4:00pm

Where: The Gingerman

5607 Morningside Dr

Houston, TX 77005

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard & Mud In My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $3 that will go directly towards down down beer at the bar we will be circling at, comfortable shoes, and monkey attire is strongly encouraged.

D'erections: Here's the google maps link The Gingerman

Side Note: This is our "1st Analversary" and I would like to thank H4, EatMeH3, GH3, Austin H3, SAH3, and all the other hashes that have supported us through our first the year. The On On On (On-After) will be at the Texas Beer Fest PRE-PARTY which is conveniently located at the start point so any of you that had that event on your agenda should come out a little early and have some beers with the Brass Monkeys.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 26

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 26 "Back To High School" Run

When: Saturday January 22nd, 2010, 2:00pm

Where: HEB shopping center (near MW Cleaners)

10777 Kuykendahl Road

The Woodlands, TX 77382

Hare(s): Charity Fuck & Mud In My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 76B (Woodlands Pkwy) and it will merge you onto Woodlands Pkwy. Take Woodlands Pkwy for about 6 miles then make a left on Kuykendahl Rd and the shopping center will be on your immediate right.

Side Note: The theme of this run is "Back To High School" and the hares request that you wear something that represents yourself in High School...Jocks, Nerds, Cheerleader...etc. As always this is obviously not required, but strongly encouraged.