When: Saturday, October 26th, 2:00pm!!!
Where:
Community Center Drive & WEST Rayford Road
Spring, TX 77389
(Close to Augusta Pines Equestrian Center)
(30.114083,-95.542496)
Hare(s): Where Do you Get Off?, Matthew McConnaGAY, Gee Pee Ess, Son of a Ditch, Red Light Special, KatchUp
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Head North on I-45 and take exit 70B toward Spring Stuebner/Rd-West then veer right Spring Stuebner/Rd-West which will take you under the freeway and make you head West. Go for like 5 miles then turn Right onto Kuykendahl Road. Go NW on Kuykendahl Road for about 2 1/2 miles then turn Right onto West Rayford Road. Community Center Drive will be on your left in less than a mile, right past a bridge over a creek.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: After a freak accident involving a GPS, some cool-aid, and urine, after a backhoe violated mother earth, after a famous actor’s loufa-mold spawned something incredible, almost exactly 9 months after a great crane made love to the sea came the immaculate births of these tragic failures of hashers and the bane of their existence for the rest of us; Gee Pee Ess, Son of a Ditch, Matthew McConnaGAY, and Where Do You Get Off?
These poor sods are joined by KatchUp and Red Light Special in what is sure to be an especially shitty trail. I mean this trail is so bad it has 6 hares! Who does that? I guess these wankers can’t seem to get it together. What’s worse, they are laying in an area that has already had a trail or 2 (or more) laid on it this year—how original!
This birthday let down is going to be more disappointing than what lies in their pants. It is going to be a birthday/Halloween themed trail with a few twists in there. Those of you who aren’t busy watching your shiggy socks bounce around in the dryer or can spare time from chewing on your ears should consider something else before attending. Should you show up, expect there to be shiggy, beer, boobs, shiggy, beer, prizes, mosquitoes, and possibly a little fun. Show up, bring hash cash, and an appetite for fun and debauchery, and celebrate this awful quadfecta of a birthday bash!
If you have any questions, please reach out to one of the hares—I mean hell there are enough of them.
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
