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Thursday, October 10, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 97



When: Saturday, October 12th, 2:00pm!!! (NOTE THE TIME!)

Where:
The GatorSntach Motel
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): SpeedbUMPs & CSI

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take Exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Take Woodlands Parkway for 3-4 miles, then turn left onto South Panther Creek Drive. Go to the stop sign with the school on your right, go past it, then turn left in the first subdivision right past the church onto CoralBerry Road. Take your second right onto Yewleaf then your second right again onto Still Glen Court.

Sidenote: SpeedbUMPs will be haring this along with CSI, so you know two things, it will be dog friendly and there will be tit checks. Originally scheduled somewhere Houston-ish, Masturgator convinced the hares that The Woodlands is the best place for this trail because of the vast uncharted shiggy. Actually Gator just didn't want to have to drive to Houston to beermeister and stuff because he knew PMS would just get angry and yell at him. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. EXPECT: TWO beer checks, lots of shiggy, trail about 4-ish miles... not like 4-ish TwinkleToes miles, like 4 real miles. That's what SpeedbUMPs says, but I don't think he's ever laid a trail with CSI before. Bring dry clothes for on-after, and if you expect to be gettin' all up on SpeedbUMPs' b00bs, bring cash. I will be in Vegas for my Grandma's wedding, true story, so expect a circle RA'd by Gator, unless PMS gets mad at him, then it might be RamRod.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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