BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 117

When: Saturday, August 2nd, at 4:00pm!

Where:

Sam's Club
Portofino Shopping Center
19091 I-45 South
Conroe, TX 77385

Hares: Homoglobin & Dunkin' Toe Nuts

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take exit 79 for College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. When you exit, the shopping center is on your right, and Sam's Club is the last thing you will hit. You will pass Buca di Beppo, BJ's, SteinMart, a bunch of other shit.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Trail is scouted at 3-4 miles with a beer/water check. Theme will be REAL AMERICAN FOOTBALL. Pre-season is upon us so bust out your jerseys, visors, helmets, pom poms, steroids and attitude! Boob checks for certain. Dog friendly, super shiggilicous, didn't see any PI, but we live in Texas so it is always a possibility.

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 116

When: Saturday, July 19th, at 4:00pm!

Where: Terramont Park

8500 Terramont Drive

The Woodlands, TX 77382

Hares: Prom Night Dumpster Baby & Red Light Special

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Exit onto Woodlands Parkway (Exit 76), and take that westbound for about 7-8 miles, then turn right onto Branch Crossing Drive. Go straight for 1-2 miles then look for Terramont Drive on your left, BOOM!

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Red Light Èspecial and Prom Night Dumpster Bebè Present to you: Red Light Prom Night Trail. Where are you slutty dreams cum true.
Cum one, cum all and most especially cum often in a slutty dress of your choice. It will be a Shig-Fucking-Tastic trail with shiggy, shiggy, shiggy. It is dog friendly, but it isn’t cat friendly (your pussy will definitely get wet). Shiggy socks are definitely recommended, we saw minimal PI on trail, but be prepared we are in Houston in the summer.

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork