When: Saturday, August 2nd, at 4:00pm!
Where:
Sam's Club
Portofino Shopping Center
19091 I-45 South
Conroe, TX 77385
Hares: Homoglobin & Dunkin' Toe Nuts
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take exit 79 for College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. When you exit, the shopping center is on your right, and Sam's Club is the last thing you will hit. You will pass Buca di Beppo, BJ's, SteinMart, a bunch of other shit.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Trail is scouted at 3-4 miles with a beer/water check. Theme will be REAL AMERICAN FOOTBALL. Pre-season is upon us so bust out your jerseys, visors, helmets, pom poms, steroids and attitude! Boob checks for certain. Dog friendly, super shiggilicous, didn't see any PI, but we live in Texas so it is always a possibility.
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Portofino Shopping Center
19091 I-45 South
Conroe, TX 77385
Hares: Homoglobin & Dunkin' Toe Nuts
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take exit 79 for College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. When you exit, the shopping center is on your right, and Sam's Club is the last thing you will hit. You will pass Buca di Beppo, BJ's, SteinMart, a bunch of other shit.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Trail is scouted at 3-4 miles with a beer/water check. Theme will be REAL AMERICAN FOOTBALL. Pre-season is upon us so bust out your jerseys, visors, helmets, pom poms, steroids and attitude! Boob checks for certain. Dog friendly, super shiggilicous, didn't see any PI, but we live in Texas so it is always a possibility.
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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