Thursday, October 09, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 123



When: Saturday, October 11th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Papa's Ice House
314 Pruitt Road
Spring, TX 77380

Hares: Where Do You Get Off? and PooDoo Alfredo

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it deadends into I-45. Take Exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust and go to the light and go under the freeway and loop around from the far left lane. Once you loop under the freeway and start going North get over to the right and turn right onto Pruitt Road where that huge ass Texaco is. Go down a little bit and Papa's will be on your right.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Now that we have gotten most of the thorns out of our ass and our plantars fascitis flare ups have subsided, the wonderful Poodoo Alfredo has a trail that will make up for the fact that she refuses to swallow.

Escorted by none other than Where Do You Get Off? (because we have not had to deal with enough of his "trails"), this dysfunctional duo aims to lay a throwback Brass Monkey trail of about 3 miles with shiggy and shit for you to stumble over. Expect beer, shiggy, debauchery and more than likely a few mistakes.

Bring a change of clothes and $$$ for on-after at Papas where there will be food, beer, liquor, and possibly some super hick Karaoke. Bring it, bitches!

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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