Wednesday, September 24, 2014


When: Saturday, September 27th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Burroughs Park
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375
1st Parking lot on the left

Hares: Donnie The Retard & ESPN

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

From Houston: Take I-45 North to FM 2920 West / Spring Cypress Road, then turn left. Go for like 5 miles and turn right onto Kuykendahl Road. Go for another 5-ish miles and turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Go for like a mile and a half and it will wind you to the left, then turn Right into the park.

Sidenote: This will be a blast from the past with two OG Brass Monkey hares. That means there is going to be shiggy. Not like "Ouch, a thorn", but like "OW! Fuck! Ow, shit, ow!" Water crossings? Yes. Dog friendly? Does your dog like thorns? Then yes. Expect 3-5 miles, and possibly a MadDog 20/20 check. At least half of them wants worse things than that, and it's not even the souless ginger one.

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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