BRASS
MONKEY H3 RUN # 144
When: Saturday, August 1st, at ***2:30pm!***
Where: "San Jacinto Park" (On Google)
Intersection
of Hamblen Rd and Loop 494
Kingwood,
TX 77339
Approx:
(30.031167, -95.255831)
***See
D'erections below, don't try to map off "Kingwood, TX" location!***
Hares: Where Do You Get Off? & KatchUp
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of
clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers
$1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: FROM THE WOODLANDS: Take the 45 South (Or
Hardy Toll Road) to 1960 east to highway 59. Take 59 north and exit onto loop
494. Take 494 across the Bevil Jarrell Memorial Bridge and turn right on to
Hamblen Road--immediately turn right again on to an unmarked paved road which
leads to a parking lot under the bridge next to the river. If you did it right
you will be parked under the bridge and on the north side of the river.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES!
Ahoy
ahoy! I see you are looking for notes on trail. Well my little birdies...let me
feed you. For those they don't like these rants, I invite you to the "too
long didn't read" below.
Trail
will be a treacherous 1-2 miles long. In shiggy. In Kingwood TX. It will
include thorns, it will include Mosquitos, probably some bull nettles cause
well, fuck you. It will have some pavement for you racists, but it will also
have spiders and probably snakes. It will have a water ending one way or
another cause, Texass. FoR our four legged friends, trail will be safe and if
it gets dicey there will be a bailout point for the quadrupeds.
Let's
face it folks--it's Get Off and Katchup. We are not known for our sound
decision making skills anymore so than 19 year old is known for his sexual
prowess. By the way where he hell is that guy? So expect to be unsafe on a
trail laid by two hates that are likely enjoying too much safety on trail. But
hey if you survive imagine the stories you can tell your friends!
Bring
cash, like 5 bucks or more if you want habadashery. Bring bug spray, bring
sunscreen, bring virgins, bring a thirst for beer, and most of all bring low
expectations and a general lack for your wellbeing.
TL;DR:
TRAIL WILL BE A PLEASANTLY SAFE STROLL THROUGH SOME SHADED PAVEMENT WE FOUND.
FEEL FREE TO WEAR VERY LITTLE CLOTHING AND ROLLER SKATES. WE DONT EVEN NEED BUG
SPRAY BECAUSE THE AREA IS FOGGED REGULARLY. -WDYGO
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
