BRASS
MONKEY H3 RUN # 143
When: Saturday, July
18th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Burroughs Park
9738 Hufsmith Road, Tomball, TX
Hare: Homoglobin
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections: FROM HOUSTON:
Take I-45 North and exit 70B toward Spring Stuebner/Rd-West. Stay to the right,
continue onto Spring Stuebner Rd going WEST, which will take you across the
freeway, then go for like 5 miles. Turn right-ish on Küykendahl Road, and go
for about 4 miles. Turn left onto Hufsmith Road and you'll run into the park.
***Park in the FAR NORTHWEST SIDE of the park near the pavilion.***
Sidenote: Cum one, cum
all, for this solo-hared sure-to-be shitshow hared by none other than
Homoglobin! With weather predicted to be in the mid to high 90°s, expect some
fucking shiggy to provide us some shade! Expect at least one beer check to give
us the strength to live through trail! Expect some terrible concrete because
Homoglobin hates us and wants us to suffer. Depending on rain or not, expect 0 -
15 water crossings, to be determined because, you know, Texas.
What else can be expected? Maybe people that
come early can bring some nice refreshing drinks for everyone to share, so that
we don't die and stuff? Maybe some people in skimpy clothing so that they can
finally get that tan? Maybe a few beer-shotgun races in the parking lot? We
shall see... but there is only one way to find out!!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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