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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 142 - Red, White, & SPEW!



When: Saturday, JULY 4th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Backwoods Saloon
230 Lexington, Conroe, TX

Hares: EZ Chair, Skeet Squad, & Ludacunt

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45 and take exit 81 for FM 1488 toward Magnolia/Hempstead. Once you take the exit, take the feeder exit to FM 1488 EAST/Lexington. Go over the train tracks, turn left, and follow around until you find the bar, only like half mile.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: It's the 4th of JULY! What better way to celebrate than by going back to the site of where we almost killed a Canadian last time we ran though! Bring your best RED, WHITE, and BLUE outfit, and get ready to throw up some fucking 'Murrican pride! Expect at least ONE beer check, some serious shiggy, and depending on if you try to run on the train tracks over the bridge, possibly a "Stand By Me" moment.

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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