When: Saturday, JULY
4th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Backwoods Saloon
230 Lexington, Conroe, TX
Hares: EZ Chair, Skeet
Squad, & Ludacunt
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections: FROM HOUSTON:
Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45 and take exit
81 for FM 1488 toward Magnolia/Hempstead. Once you take the exit, take the
feeder exit to FM 1488 EAST/Lexington. Go over the train tracks, turn left, and
follow around until you find the bar, only like half mile.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
It's the 4th of JULY! What better way to celebrate than by going back to the
site of where we almost killed a Canadian last time we ran though! Bring your
best RED, WHITE, and BLUE outfit, and get ready to throw up some fucking
'Murrican pride! Expect at least ONE beer check, some serious shiggy, and
depending on if you try to run on the train tracks over the bridge, possibly a
"Stand By Me" moment.
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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