BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 148
When: SaTURDay, Septembeer 26th,
at ***3:00pm!***
Hares: KatchUp and his roommate
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change
of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12),
stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: Use your GPS!
Sidenote: (FROM THE HARES!)
It’s finally happened. Hoot Are You has completely angered the
Concerned Citizens of Oak Ridge North (CCORN).
As collateral damage, Chupples has to move out next Wednesday too. Being the sweet, innocent and law-abiding
citizen we’ve all known him to be, Chup has begged Hoot for months to put on
pants when getting the mail, wear a shirt when mowing the lawn, cover her
cootch when letting out her pooch and to stop banging all the stay-at-home dads
on the block. To celebrate the end of
quite a year, they are throwing a House Cooling Party after trail! Trail will be shortish, shiggyish and
shittyish. Bring an air mattress to surf
the extra large, carpeted living room. Or tents for the backyard. We don’t care
if the neighbors get pissed, we’re leaving! There will be food, beer and cider
after trail. Hoot will cook bacon and
eggs on Sunday morning.
Well you heard it people, make it
happen!
On-On!
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281)
608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
