BRASS
MONKEY H3 RUN # 147
When: Saturday, September
12th, at ***3:00pm!***
Where: TBD!!!
Hare: Red Light
Special & Where Do You Get Off?
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections: Once we know the
fucking location, we’ll give you directions
Sidenote: (FROM THE HARES!)
Gather ye’ monkeys while I tell
This story about the trail from hell
With Where do you get off!?! that goofy arse
This flop of a trail is sure to be a farce
Mix in Red Light Special, that sexy lass
Those with plans should certainly pass
With boob checks galore
Dick checks too
Knowing these two whores
You’ll drop your goo
Bring bug spray, bring money
Perhaps some tobacco that makes you feel
funny
A taste for beer is a must
As this trail is sure to be a bust
More details to cum after a bit of scouting,
so stay tuned!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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