BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 157
When: Saturday, January
30th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Royal Oaks Drive
The Woodlands, TX
77380
(30.13927, -95.49418)
Hares: Outside Cat
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: From Houston: Take
I-45 or Hardy Toll Road north and take Exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust Road. Take
the feeder to the light and turn left on Sawdust Road. Take Sawdust for a bit
until it turns hard left at the Starbucks / CVS corner; if you go straight, it
becomes Grogan's Mill Road, no, don't do that. Once you turn left, go on
Sawdust and it will turn you hard right, keep going straight past Wal-Mart,
past Valero, go all the way until it forces you to hard-right again. Go hard
right, then it will force you hard left, keep going all the way until this
fucker dead-ends. Once it dead ends onto Glen Lock Road, turn right. Go for
like 4-5 streets, then turn left onto Royal Oaks Drive. Go to the end. Boom.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Ladies & Gents, does Outside Cat have a trail for you! Sorry, I meant does
Outside Cat have a trail for you? We hope so. You can expect 2-4 miles of
SHIGGY and B00BS! Expect at least one beer check, and expect to get either
scabies or something else cat related. Bring a change of clothes as you will be
getting dirty, and since we have no fucking idea how the weather will be, bring
something between a parka and a bathing suit. Outside Cat volunteered to do
this when she was drunk, so she will most likely be drunk while laying it as
well.
Questions? Comments?
Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Where Do You Get Off's
#: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817)
235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
