BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 178
When:
Saturday, November 19th, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY
NOW!
Where:
TX-242 and Lazy River Road
Conroe,
TX (30.208720,-95.402325)
Hares:
Bit-me Houston & Twinkle Toes
Why:
Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5
for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
From
Houston: Take I-45 North to Exit 79A for College Park Drive/Needham
Road/TX-242. Turn right on TX-242 and go for about 3 miles. Right before you
are about to cross a big bridge, there is a small road to the right past some
chain-link fence that goes down and to the right, like it's going to go under
the bridge, go there.
Sidenote:
(From
Where Do You Get Off)
If
I told you that this queen of the night, is taking you far from Heartbreak
Hotel and step by step deeper into the shiggy for one moment in time how will I
know that you give good love? I got nothing. But all at once I look to you. So,
exhale and let me know when you believe that I will always love you because my
love is your love. And that love is shiggy. 3-4 miles of shiggy and beer is all
the man that I need. This dog friendly trail is laid where I learned from the
best when I didn't know my own strength. This whole experience is so emotional
but I believe in you and me. So join me in the shiggy where I run to you with
the greatest love of all and a million dollar bill. Oh and bring bug spray and
$5 hash cash.
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Red
Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Twinkle
Toes' #: (661) 342-1679
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
