BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 177
When: Saturday, November
5th, at ***3:00pm***
Where: H-E-B Creekside
26500 Kuykendahl Road
Tomball, TX 77375
Hares: Homoglobin &
Mouth Organ
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery:
T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
From Houston (Tow options, check traffic):
Option 1: Take Hardy Toll Road or I-45 North
to the Grand Parkway (99) West. Take the exit for Kuykendahl Road and go North.
Go for about 5 miles and the H-E-B is on the corner of Kuykendahl Road and
Creekside Forest Drive.
Option 2: Take Hardy Toll Road to I-45 or
just take I-45 North to Exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Take that west for
about 5 miles until you hit Kuykendahl Road, then turn left. Go for two miles
and the H-E-B is on the corner of Kuykendahl Road and Creekside Forest Drive.
Sidenote:
Homoglobin just had a birthday, and now he
needs to evaluate all his life's choices by laying a Brass Monkey trail. The
hare says to expect a 3 mile trail with boobs, beer, and bad decisions. This
will be dog friendly, will include water crossings, and a beer check! So cum
one, cum all, and see if it's still going to be fucking 80° something in
November! (I hate you, Texas, I want to wear my layers and accessories!)
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Cocktor
Spork
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