Friday, October 06, 2017


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 201 - The Hash With A Hare...! Who Could It Be...? Its PUDDY TWAT!!! Yay!!!

When: Saturday, October 7th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Ponderosa Walking Park! No running allowed guys

Hares: Puddy Twat & KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From the Houston general area. Get on I-45 N. Follow I-45 N to N Fwy Service Rd. Take exit 62 from I-45 N. Take Kuykendahl Rd to Woerner Rd. Then *POOF* like a human trying to find a place to be, you are there.

So this was an impromptu trail that has been painstakingly planned out by two of the greatest minds this side south of Gators house. We can promise 3-4 miles of trail with somewhere between 1-4 beer checks. If you like water then you're in luck, it may rain that day. If you like having dogs on trail, then you're in luck because we may pass by a dog park and you can steal one. If you like anal rape with a hint of hardcore bondage, then you're in luck cause Puddy Twat will be at the end. Enjoy your time and please bring lube.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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