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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 202 - Get Off's Birfday Run?

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 202 - Get Off's Birfday Run?

When: Saturday, October 21st, at 3:00pm!

Where: The Runaway Plate
28533 Springs Trails Ridge
Spring, TX 77386

Hare: Aryan Sisterhood

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: The I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road north to the Grand Parkway (99): If on I-45, take 99 itself, if on Hardy, take the Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, if on I-45, take 99 for a couple miles, then exit Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd. Take the feeder until your first street, Spring Trails Ridge, and it will be there on the corner to your right.

Sidenote:
So, many moons ago, Where Do You Get Off?! signed up to hare his birfday trail and this was the one, but now he is in a Honduran cigar making factory, barking orders at his sweatshop workers to increase productivity. Can't be helped. So Aryan Sisterhood, being all patriotic and fighting to keep American cigars at the top of the food chain, has decided to step up and hare this bitch. What can you expect? Let’s ask the hare!

FROM THE HARE: It's my 3rd haring in 6 trails so the deets are short and sweet. 5 miles of trails, bayous, creeks, and some WASPy suburban life.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


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