Wednesday, October 03, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 227: SKÖRK


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 227 - Cocktor Spork & Skeet Squad Present: Skörk, The 10 Year Analversary!

When: Saturday, October 6th, at **3:00pm!**

Where: Bear Branch Sports Fields
5205 Research Forest Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hares: Cocktor Spork + Skeet Squad = Skörk

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON:
I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take Exit 77 for Research Forest Drive. Turn left on Research Forest Drive and go for 3 miles and Bear Branch Sports Fields will be on your LEFT - *not* Bear Branch Skatepark across the street on the right! Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: There are times in life when we come together to celebrate great things – wonderful things… this is not one of those times. *However*, we are still going to lay a fucking trail anyway, and you know damn well you want to come. Cocktor Spork and Skeet Squad met at a country wedding where mullets and confederate flags were in the majority, a place where they still bartered in natty light. That night, as the country music played, their eyes met over a horseshoe game and instantly they were drawn to each other like MOTHS to an unguarded 45-watt lightbulb. Their kindred spirits met and became one. Now, instead of buying each other shiny and reflective things, we shall lay a trail where we will, no doubt, get into a fight like people who have actually been married 10 years. Now, what can you expect? At least ONE beer check and at least ONE shot check! The shots will be reminiscent of drinks that turned these two into one… like spice girls bitches. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! Trail will be three to five miles, probably shorter, but fences and google aren’t exactly on speaking terms. We shall see. Bring a change of clothes because on after is slightly better than Papa’s, so we’ll need to look a little less homeless than usual.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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