BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 229
When: Saturday,
November 3rd, at **2:00pm!** NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME!
Where: H-E-B Grocery
3601 Farm to Market Road 1488
The Woodlands, TX 77384
**Park near the Burger King**
Hares: Indiana Bones
and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy ButtChug
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent
(if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a
thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON:
Go north on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it
dead ends into I-45. Take TX-242 W/College Park Drive exit (FREE) and turn
left, or take the Exit Ramp (toll) that takes you left over the freeway. Either way, you end up going the same
direction. Go for about 4 miles until
you deadend into FM 1488. Turn left, and
look for HEB on your left. Park near
where Burger King is, but still in HEB parking lot. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: It is Halloween time so
expect some treats on trail, kind of like trick or treating (no, KatchUp, your
underage girlfriend can't come, leave her at home). There will be one beer check and other boozy
type of checks along the way. Bonus
points for a costume. May see a ghost or
two, you never know...
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
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