Sunday, October 28, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 229



BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 229

When: Saturday, November 3rd, at **2:00pm!** NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME!

Where: H-E-B Grocery
3601 Farm to Market Road 1488
The Woodlands, TX 77384
**Park near the Burger King**

Hares: Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy ButtChug

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON:
Go north on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take TX-242 W/College Park Drive exit (FREE) and turn left, or take the Exit Ramp (toll) that takes you left over the freeway.  Either way, you end up going the same direction.  Go for about 4 miles until you deadend into FM 1488.  Turn left, and look for HEB on your left.  Park near where Burger King is, but still in HEB parking lot.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: It is Halloween time so expect some treats on trail, kind of like trick or treating (no, KatchUp, your underage girlfriend can't come, leave her at home).  There will be one beer check and other boozy type of checks along the way.  Bonus points for a costume.  May see a ghost or two, you never know...

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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