BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 230 - Booby Trap's
Barfday Trail!
When: Saturday, November 17th, at 2:00pm!
Where: Target at Westwood Village
32858 FM 2978 Road
Magnolia, TX 77354
**Park in small lot on south side of building, across from the Laurelwoode Apartments**
Hares: Booby Trap, Ruft Draeft, SpeedBumps, and mystery co-hares
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON:
Go north on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take FM 1488 exit and take cloverleaf to pass over the freeway, heading west. Go for about 6ish miles until you see the Starbucks, then turn left (south) on FM 2978. Go about 1/4 mile, then turn left (east) on Research Forest. Take your 2nd left into the Target parking lot and park in the small lot on the side of the building.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Those of you who know anything about Booby Trap and Ruft Draeft know that these two should never legally be allowed around vodka together. But you know what, they sure are fun/entertaining/ exhausting when it happens, so fuck it, what's the worst
that could go wrong? Booby Trap will be in town from Austin to celebrate her
barfday Brass Monkey-style, and SpeedBumps and Ruft Draeft will be pulling out
all the stops to make sure that this is the super softest (see Letterkenny)
birthday party she could ever hope for. Think dick-shaped cakes. Think
balloons. Think cupcake decorating station. Think flower boas. Think copious
amounts of vodka. Think clothing optional secluded ending spot. You get the
picture.
Expect a wet shiggy trail ~4-5ish miles in length with plenty of vodka shot/beer checks along the way. Weather looks nice, but bring a change of clothes for the on-after.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
When: Saturday, November 17th, at 2:00pm!
Where: Target at Westwood Village
32858 FM 2978 Road
Magnolia, TX 77354
**Park in small lot on south side of building, across from the Laurelwoode Apartments**
Hares: Booby Trap, Ruft Draeft, SpeedBumps, and mystery co-hares
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON:
Go north on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take FM 1488 exit and take cloverleaf to pass over the freeway, heading west. Go for about 6ish miles until you see the Starbucks, then turn left (south) on FM 2978. Go about 1/4 mile, then turn left (east) on Research Forest. Take your 2nd left into the Target parking lot and park in the small lot on the side of the building.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Those of you who know anything about Booby Trap and Ruft Draeft know that these two should never legally be allowed around vodka together. But you know what, they sure are fun/entertaining/
Expect a wet shiggy trail ~4-5ish miles in length with plenty of vodka shot/beer checks along the way. Weather looks nice, but bring a change of clothes for the on-after.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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