Monday, January 07, 2019

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 234 - Outside Cat & Dumpsterbaiter Save 2019!


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 234 - Outside Cat & Dumpsterbaiter Save 2019!

When: Saturday, January 12th, at 2:00pm!

Where: ***UPDATED START LOCATION***
High Oaks Park
13100 Sawmill Raod 
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare: Outside Cat & Dumpsterbaiter

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take Exit 73 for Rayford/Sawdust. Turn left at the light (Sawdust), and go straight for like 4 lights. At the 4th-ish light, Sawmill turns left at the Burger King / Starbucks intersection, TURN LEFT. After you turn Walmart will be on your left like right the fuck away. Turn in there. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
HOLY SHIT, IT'S 2019!!! So there we were, in like 2019, and we didn't even have a hare for our FIRST trail of 2019! Holy shit! So we asked - nay, pleaded - for someone to hare. And alas, came two wonderful ladies to save the day!!! Outside Cat and Dumpsterbaiter will be haring for us, because they are fucking awesome. They said you can expect a "4-5 mile trail with a beer check, bring bug spray and a change of clothes." Also, trail and circle are dog friendly.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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