Friday, January 18, 2019

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 235 - The 2nd Anal Down Her Pubes Trail!



BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 235 - The 2nd Anal Down Her Pubes Trail!

When: Saturday, January 26th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Some Country Ass House or Something
9929 Butler Rd Exd
Conroe, TX 77301

Hare: Down Her Hatch and Pew Pew Pubes

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take exit 84B and take a right onto 336. Follow until Ave M (if you hit 105 you've gone too far), take a right and another right, go down just a bit and see wankers on the left in a looped driveway.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Come one, come all to the second anal haring of Pew Pew Pubes and Down Her Hatch! Let's see if we learned anything from last year...

Trail will start at the front of Just Chantelle's house. We will have one beer check and one jello shot check. Depending on the rain, be prepared for some muddy and wet shiggy! As always, bring a shag bag including extra shoes (see above note about mud).

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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