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Tuesday, February 19, 2019


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 237 - Brass Monkey 9th Analversary & First Ever Expeditionary Hash!

When: Saturday, February 23rd, at 2:00pm!

Where: City of Conroe WWTP (Wastewater Treatment Plant)
2499 Sgt Ed Holcomb Blvd S
Conroe, TX  77304

Hare: Lil' Pussy

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy to until it deadends into I-45.  Take exit 84B toward South Frazier Street/TX-75/Texas 336 Loop. Turn left onto S Loop 336 W and go for about a mile and a half.  Turn left onto Sgt Ed Holcomb Blvd S and go alllllll the way until it deadends.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
In February 2010, the Brass Monkey hash was birthed, and the northside hasn't been the same since.  Over the last 9 years, we've done some crazy shit, and it has somehow only ended up in two arrests. (One was a VooDoo hasher and one was KatchUp, go figure).  Each year, around this time, the Analversary trail is usually laid by Twinkle Ties, as it is also his birthday hash.  This year, however, since he is up in the coldness that is Minnesota, Lil' Pussy will be stepping in to lay his long awaited Expeditionary Hash!  You can expect 3-5 miles of solid shiggy, at least one beer check, and a reminder of what a fucking shiggy trail is all about.  According to the hare, there are hospitals and vet clinics around just in case, as well as behavioral health hospital for the other half of the group. Make sure to bring a change of clothes and warm shit for circle as there is a high chance of rain!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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