BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 238 - The First Anal Choke-a-Chup Trail!

When: Saturday, March 8th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Bear Branch Dog Park

5200 Research Forest Drive

The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hares: Choker Stroker & KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy to until it deadends into I-45. Take exit 77 toward Lake Woodlands Drive / Research Forest Drive / Tamina Road. Go to Research Forest Drive and turn left. Go for three miles and the park will be ON YOUR RIGHT just past Shadowbend Road. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Welcome my pretty ones to the Choke Chup trail. We are happy to be haring a trail that is surely going to end with some choking. This is a house warming party/trail so there shall be shelter and Whors d'oeuvre at the end. We would like to have this be a stock the bar event if you are feeling generous. The weather predictor says its gonna be cold and rainy so be prepared. The trail will be dog friendly and the dogs may get to sniff a new asshole at the start, so that's a plus.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork