BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 242 - El Cinco de Monkey
When: Saturday, May 4th,
at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE START TIME!***
Where: George Mitchell Nature Preserve -
Spring Creek Greenway
Flintridge Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77381
(30.163037, -95.517794)
Hares: Ivanna Hairy
ButtChug, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, and Just Lizzy
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if
applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3,
socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road until it deadends into I-45. Take exit 76B onto Woodlands Parkway and go
for about 3-ish miles. Turn left onto Gosling Road, then take your first right
at Flintridge Drive. Go for just over a half mile, and the Nature Preserve will
be on your left. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Even though TXIH is over, we
are Monkeys and we are prepared to give you another shit show. This is a Cinco
de Mayo trail. Expect several crossing of the Rio while bringing your asylum
claims and stray niños/niñas. Time to honor our friends from the south by
wearing your sombreros and ponchos. There will be a piñata check that may have
some booze in it? and maybe some tequila?? Some of you will get the
"worm". Expect 4ish miles and at least one beer check. Trail is dog
friendly and A-A. Hash cash is 95 pesos. Bring your anti-ICE spray and
tunneling equipment. Wall jumping socks are required.
On another sidenote, this will be Just Lizzy's
virgin hare!! Coming to us with all kinds of enthusiasm and smiles, we'll see
what this does to Just Lizzy, and what she does to us... Come help us make the
virgin hare drink for all her crimes as we drink down alllllll the tequila.
*quiver*
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
