BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 240: The Hookers of Hashwick

When: Saturday, April 6th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE START TIME!***

Where: Burroughs Park

9738 Hufsmith Road

Tomball, TX  77375

*At the dog park area*

Hares: Road Head, The Jersey Score, and Hot Ham Wallet

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road to Grand Parkway (TX-99) and go West - that means left. Take the exit toward Kuykendahl Road. Turn right onto Kuykendahl Road, then turn left onto Hufsmith Road.  Take that and it will curve to the left, then park will be on your right.  Go in and take it until you hit the dog park.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: One year and two weeks ago I was convinced to cum to what I believed was a chill day walking through the woods and smoking hash….and what turned out to be complete and utter bloody mayhem.

may·hem/ˈmāˌhem/noun:

violent or damaging disorder; chaos. synonyms: chaos, disorder, confusion, havoc, bedlam, pandemonium, tumult, uproar, turmoil, madness, madhouse, hullabaloo, all hell broken loose, wild disarray, disorganization, maelstrom, trouble, disturbance, commotion, riot, anarchy, destruction, violence "furious TV bosses watched stunned as the band created mayhem onstage"

This Saturday please join three virginish trail layers exacting revenge on a beautiful somewhat chaotic trail. Expect to get lost (thanks HHW), get bored, get scared, horny, tired, a bit of shiggy, little bit of water….aaaand…who the fuck knows what else. Weather says rain but again, who the fuck knows.

Super dog friendly.

Come to Burroughs Park go almost all the way to the pavilion and park in the parking lot before the pavilion – the dog park parking.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

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0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork