BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 246 - The Skeeting Penis Meowth Barfday Extra-Gava-Ganza!!!
When: Saturday, June 29th, at 3:00pm!
Where:
Burrough's Park
9738
Huffsmith Road
*Farther
parking lot / cul-de-sac
Tomball,
TX
Hares: Outside Cat, Skeet Squad, and Penis First
Mouth Second
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of
clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen,
$$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for
beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM
HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road to Grand Parkway (TX-99) and go
West - that means left. Take the exit toward Kuykendahl Road. Turn right onto
Kuykendahl Road, then turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Take that and it will curve
to the left, then park will be on your right. Go in and take it until you hit
the last park at the deadend. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARES: Cum one cum all in your pants and with your party pants to the
something'th annual Skeeting Penis Meowth Barfday Extra-gava-ganza!! The one
time a year when you want to actually try, when you want to be first, when you
try your damnedest to catch a penis and a pussy and some skeet at the same
time!! This live lay will be hot, it will be wet, and it will be dirty. For the
edge-play enthusiasts, there may also be blood. But by no means should you
drink anything but aqua to prep yourselves because lick her there shall be and
lick her you shall! We have nothing but the finest of live hare trails
"prepared" for you to traverse, and diety help you if you actually
catch us! Feel free to bring your floppy foamy noodle or flotationable sex toy
of choice in the hopes that you might actually get to use it. If you actually
find trail, if you actually make it half way, if you don't give up like a bunch
of whiny... insert derogatory body part here... you will be thoroughly punished
through the duration and possibly rewarded with cake near the end. I have the
utmost of faith for everyone in attendance that this shitshow will be
appreciated as much as the first coke can cock after a looooong line of vienna
sausages. So open your minds, open your holes, and bring your fucking running
clothes, it's time again to get laid.... Live. Good luck! Yer gonna knead it
like a ballsack.
-
Outside Cat, Penis First, and Skeeter Peter
What’s
the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
