BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 245 - The Wombsterbaitor Express!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 245 - The Wombsterbaitor Express!

When: Saturday, June 15th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Montgomery County Preserve Trailhead

(30.112081, -95.451869)

***Not exact address. This is the strip mall. ***

1043 Pruitt Rd.

The Woodlands, TX 77380

Google Maps: 4G6X+Q7 The Woodlands, Texas

Hares: Womb Raider & Dumpsterbaitor

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 N or Hardy Toll road until it deadends into I-45. Take exit 73 towards Sawdust. Use the far-left lane at Sawdust to U-turn onto I-45 S feeder. From feeder, turn RIGHT just past the Texaco onto Pruitt Rd. Go past Papas Icehouse to the stop sign at the T. Turn LEFT onto Pruitt road. Go for about 0.5 mile and turn LEFT just past the small strip mall. There will be a white sign with James Noack Montgomery County Preserve and Nature Trail Spring Creek Greenway on the corner. Parking lot is on the right. If you get to Gullo Park or the baseball fields you fucked up. Turn around and try again.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Haring felt so nice I’m doing it twice! Co-haring last trail with Spork was awesome. This time I get to hare with Dumpsterbaitor. YAY! This is another virgin end (I think) so we shall see if we get to meet new cops again. It’s the middle of June and it’s HOT! Time to spend some time in the creeks getting WET. Trial will be 3-4 miles with one manned beer check. There will be multiple water crossings. Trail will be all Shiggy with little to no pavement. I’m sure we’ll find some thorns out there so expect to bleed a little. As usual, I will bring some good craft beer. To cool you off at circle, I will also once again be using my sciencey skills to make BOOZY freezer pops. I’m sure Dumpsterbaitor will be bringing some yummy snacks too.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork