BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 270: Twinkle Cat Saves
the Day!
When:
Saturday, May 30th:
• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish (Read Below!)
- 1:69pm
• "OfFiCiAl" Trail: 2:00pm
Where:
Creekside West Trailhead
At the end of Dr. Anne Snyder Drive, Tomball, TX 77375
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zcD2b1eZoevufaJx9
Hares:
Twinkle Toes & Outside Cat
Why:
Because you like drinking, period.
Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 N or Hardy Toll Road to TX-99
(Grand Parkway). Go west - that means
left. Go like 3-ish miles and exit
Kuykendahl Rd/Spring Stuebner Rd. Turn
right onto Kuykendahl Rd, then go for about 5 miles and turn left onto Creekside
Forest Dr. Go 1 mile and turn right onto
Dr. Ann Snyder Drive. Go straight and
look for the CREEKSIDE WEST TRAILHEAD.
Sidenote:
FROM SPORK: Two weeks ago, in a circle not far from here,
Outside Cat volentold Twinkle Toes to hare this BMH3. YAY FOR OUTSIDE CAT! Now she's stuck laying it with him. YAY EQUALITY!
And as a bonus, they will be *RE-LAYING* this trail on Sunday for H4, which
means the following: reverse all the arrows, make the b00b checks into dicks,
and make all the snakes angry for a 24 hour check-in! You can plan on a dog with flour attached to
a collar laying this trail for us.
Maybe. I heard that somewhere. Maybe not.
Who knows. Rumors nowadays. BUT,
I do know that the "hares" are planning 3-5 miles all shiggy, so
"should" be shaded. Very "likely" to get wet. Extreme "use" of quotes. They will be laying relatively early SATURDAY
MORNING. When they are halfway done they
will post on the BMH3 page to let us assholes know when we can go! So, moral of the story, don't start trail
until you are allowed.
Things are a changin’ here in the Lone Star state. Apparently, people have gotten bored with the
‘rona, so it’s back to usual. Because
Texas. That being said, we are going to
do this in a compromise kind of way, a more use-real-lube-not-spit kinda
way. Some people are ready to hash with
hashers and some are not, so we’re going to let both do what they want to
do. If you would like to do trail alone,
start between WHEN THE HARES SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING and 1:69pm. Bam.
On your own, living your best life.
If you want to run the trail en masse, “OfFiCiAl” trail time will be at
2:00pm. If you want to do trail with
hashers, show up around that time. Don't
do it super late and die. That would
suck.
We will still do virtual circle at 7:00pm, with the link
to be posted sometime 30 minutes – 1 hour before on the Brass Monkey FB
event. That’s all we’ve got. Make good decisions out there.
*hares are assholes
NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 05/13/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so
don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING. If you
would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and 2:00pm. And
don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and
no one accountable for you except you.
• If you would like to do the trail with other hashers in
a somewhat "organized" way, show up at 2:00pm.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the
event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell
phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure
we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to
be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have
killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be
shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.
• Circle will be virtual on Saturday night at 7pm. We will
post the link to it on the trail info. In order to attend circle, you need to
have a drink in hand and not wearing pants. Okay, that last part is optional,
but really, why not?
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you.
(P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
