BMH3 #278 – 09/19/20: Fourth Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!
When: Saturday, September 19th
• Do Your Own Trail: "12 pm"ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm
• Manned Beer Check from 1pm – 6pm
Where: George Mitchell Preserve Flintridge Trailhead
Hares: Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb Raider
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: For the 4TH ANAL Flock You trail(s) your Flock Leaders will be trying something a bit different to keep our flock properly drunk AND safe from fucking COVID. It might be a disaster but it WILL also be fun, boozy and full of bad decisions. There will be 3 (yes 3!!! The Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue)) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL trail will end at a central Nest filled with Beautiful Birds, BEER, WATER so you don’t die, single servings of drunk worms and snacks. You are free to leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. The rubber duckies from last year are back!!! Those who find a ducky get a special “PRIZE”. The Nest will be inhabited by us from 1 pm to 6 or 7 pm. We will have Brass Monkeys in the Nest for you when you finish your last trail (shared in a hygienic and socially distant manner). We also will be handing out a limited number of 2019 Flock You patches at the end of trail to those who would like one (first cum first served). We will post a brief chalk talk Saturday morning (likely somewhere between 11 am and Noon) when trails are ready for the early birds.
FROM SPORK: Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.
We will still do virtual circle at 7:00pm, with the link to be posted sometime 30 minutes – 1 hour before on the Brass Monkey FB event. Your special guest RA will be WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?!? That's right! Straight from the small island of Boanire and it's ONE effing COVID case, Get off and Red Light Espcial will delight you with the songs of their people. That’s all we’ve got. Make good decisions out there.
NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A'.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.
• Circle will be virtual on Saturday night at 7pm. We will post the link to it on the trail info. In order to attend circle, you need to have a drink in hand and not wearing pants. Okay, that last part is optional, but really, why not?
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
KatchUp
