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BMH3 #296: Donnie the Retard
When:
Saturday, May 29th 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Do Your Own Trail: "Noon"-ish (Read Below!) - 2pm
• Unmanned beer check in the woods
Where:
Montgomery County Preserve Trailhead
Pruitt road, Shenandoah, TX 77380
1045 Pruitt Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380
30.111944, -95.451995
Hares:
Donnie the Retard
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Well folks we will be galavanting through the woods with rain and lots of mosquitos. There will be PI on trail likely and trail will be a mix of flour and fruit loops. The beer check wil be unmanned. Bring on the shit show and walkers are welcome.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. WATER ITS HOT
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.
FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.
At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares want they can have an unofficial circle
NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A'.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• If you are doing trail solo, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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