BMH3 #298 – 06/26/2021: Outside Cats Birthday!!! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

 

Announcement!

We need a hare for the next trail!!!!! If you want to hare:   Follow the full instructions click here.  or go directly to the Hare Spreadsheet, or you can just let me know however you want.

Also, We have a signal group chat.   Join with this link!

Thanks! 

-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

 BMH3 #298 – 06/26/2021: Outside Cats Birthday!!!  ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

When: Saturday, June 26th, 2021

• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check for main pack.

Where: 

Far SouthWest corner of the parking lot of 1585 Sawdust Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380
30.121660409637872, -95.46840077945748

Hares: 

Outside Cat and Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUTSIDE CAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO  Outside Cat has scouted a half shiggy half suburban trail for us!  Trail should be 3-4 miles, mostly shady, and plenty of water crossings to cool you down.  There will be a manned beer check for the main pack.
 

Bring: 

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
    WATER ITS HOT!
    Drinking Vessel for Brass Monkeys at circle.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #297 – 6/12/2021: Womb Raider and Dumpsterbaitor kill covid.

 

Announcement!

We're switching out of "covid mode", and moving towards a more normal hash, see below the trail deets for more info - BRING A DRINKING VESSEL

 

Also, we have a Brass Monkey group chat.   Join with this link, and Where Do You Get Off will serenade you with a song he wrote himself! - It's true!

-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #297 – 6/12/2021: Womb Raider and Dumpsterbaitor kill covid

When: 

Saturday, June 12, 2021
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: 

30.1135440, -95.4891280
Dead end at the South end of Glen Loch Dr.
approximately 24002 Glen Loch Dr, Spring, TX 77380

Hares: 

Dumpsterbaitor and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!!!!! Cum join Dumpsterbaitor and Womb Raider for the long awaited return to “normal” BMH3 trails!!! Group starts are back! Manned beer checks are back!! Brass Monkeys are back (bring your own vessel)!!! Orange food is back!!! Official circles are back!!!! Hash cash is NOT back (yet)!!!! This ones on us for surviving this Covid shit and all those solo trails. Expect 4ish miles of shiggy with water crosses. Do expect heat and mosquitoes and look out for snakes. Hash dog friendly! Bring WATER and bug spray. But wait there’s more! If you are a hard core bastard and are thinking to yourself one Dumpster Womb trail is never enough cum early to the PC on Friday.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: 

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

WATER ITS HOT

A Drinking vessel, if you want to drink brass monkey!

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:
WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will have manned beer checks!
•YES we will have circles!
•YES we will have orange food!
•YES we will have MONKEYS!!!

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•The FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure. If Spork ever shows up again maybe we'll make him drink out of it.

We got this!
-=TT=-



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Whisper dirty things in Cocktor Spork's ear: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-