1. First who all is coming so we split up the Master List and make sure we have enough sick little monkeys coming to participate in the Brat toss, Beer Pong, and Flippy Cup. If you are thinking of not coming you are wrong, you know you are. I have heard all the lame excuses I can take such as: “I can't come because I'm too Jewish", "I can't come because I'm pregnant", "I can't come because I am gay and I live in Philadelphia", "I can't come because I have to go to NTC, hey have you seen my turkey baster and a jar of Vaseline laying around". Blah Blah Blah
2. I know NBN is taking care of reserving the KEG...I am guessing we are going to stick with tradition and go Mexican with some tasty and delectable Dos Equis. The question is should we go Amber or Special Lager?
or
3. Are we going to make another attempt at playing human beer pong. If we don't do the least we could is use it to bring the balloon launcher to have a little fun. Oh dear lord we could use the launcher for the Brat toss that way no one is safe...muhhahahaha!
4. What's our musical theme going to be obviously Hall and Oates will be incorporated, but we need something good this year? Any Idea's?
5. If you really truly care about BFE then send any and all donations to the "Brownie's a flaming Homo-sexual fund". You can find donation drop offs at your local Air Force recruiter.
POOP
"I think I'm walking on air...So much in love I can't tell what I'm saying...There'll be no running away...You and I won't be apart again...I know in my heart that we can start again...Wait for the summer...When love's in the air...You won't be sorry...You answered my prayer"
DTR
6 comments:
Okay since I am going to be a BFE virgin I don't really have a full grasp of all that is BFE. But for the naked run, I am trying to get a box of chem lights. Reason you ask? Well when you break open the chem light and poor it in a bucket you can pain yourself. You can glow for like.....3 hours. Plus its a fun alien trick to scare all neighbors with.
I am a fan of XXX Lager. Will bring tons of liquore. I wish I was a nurse already becuase then I could have IV's at the ready so those with terrible hang overs can keep drinking...... hmmm... I can get those........
I meant paint.....stupid new keyboard!
1. First off...Dani, make sure to number all future BFE newletters! Drink for not numbering. It is very important. And you must always end in a song quote. Flippy Cup, Flippy Cup woo hoo...
2. Special Lager...It's easier to chug, play beer pong and flippy cup with.
3. The human beer pong could be interesting. Or we could just try to launch C4.
4. I have already created a CD for C4 and me cause it's got tons of gangsta rap. Obviously, this will not be acceptable for the whole group.
5. I care about BFE but not enough to make a donation to the "Brownie's a flaming homosexual fund". Sorry.
"It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none..."
1. Yes I would much rather be at BFE instead of NTC but what can you do?
2. My contribution is in the mansion is in and the 2nd floor is all yours Donnie.
3. poop poop poop
1.Dani: "poor" was funnier. (pour)
2. I will make sure my Mommy reserves the keg for us. What should the other one be?
3. HBP is on! We have to fucking do it this time...
4. I haven't really decided on a band yet... I am VERY open to suggestions, as long as the proper criteria is met (cheesy, made before 1990 et al).
5. Screw Brownie and his fund! He hasn't even got our mugs yet!
" My baby takes the morning train, he works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him"
NBN
1. I propose all human beer pong subjects must be at least 1/2 full of beer.
2. I also suggest we try human flippy cup!
"Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it....."
Post a Comment