Brass Monkey H3 #426 05/23/2026 Cockulator

 

 

 

 

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 Brass Monkey #426    05/23/2026    Cockulator

When: 

Saturday, May TwentyThird, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where: 

11710 Grant Rd, Cypress, TX 77429

29.974525520950269, -95.59922668336669

https://maps.app.goo.gl/N22iUj7FjkEh29b48 

 

Hares: 

Cockulator

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:This should be about 4 miles with one beer check. We’ll have to see how the weather holds up but I’ll get you wet one way or another. This is expected to be A-B. The drive from start isn’t far but idk if that matters

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 425 - Ayran Sisterhoods annual death day trail

 

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BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 425 - Ayran Sisterhoods annual death day trail

When: 

Saturday, May Ninth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: *Under a Creepy Bridge*

Riley Fuzzel Road

Spring, TX 77386

Creepy Bridge Underpass

(30.134616, -95.350272)

 Hares: Aryan Sisterhood

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: The hare makes no promises about the 4+ mile trail that lies ahead, only that it will test your legs and your liver. Whether you're knee deep in mud, chest deep in water, or completely lost in the woods, know that the pack is always lost and/or probably lost.

Dress for shiggy and expect to call 411 to make it back to the start

Bring:

Something! The gods are mad at us for not having enough orgies to appease them. it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=KatchUp=-