BMH3 #431 08/01/2026 Short Cummingz and Just Stephanie Pool ON AFTER!

 

 

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BMH3 #431    08/01/2026    Short Cummingz and Just Stephanie Pool ON AFTER!

When: 

Saturday, August First, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where:

George Mitchell Preserve trailhead

at the end of Dr Ann Snyder Dr. The Woodlands, TX 77375 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/AUSGMjGMTe81enQG8

30.148811929877669, -95.56336417515669

 

Hares: 

Short Cummingz

Just Stephanie 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Cum join Just Stephanie for her first lay of a Brass Monkey trail! Short Cummingz is joining her, so there is a moderate chance of getting lost. It will be A to B, with a pool on after. 2-5 miles

Bring:

Water to drink! it is HOT again!

TOWEL and Swimsuit for the POOL 
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BMH3 #430 07/18/2026 - Workless Cocks Second Anal Reservoir ramble through a dicks

 

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BMH3 #430 07/18/2026 Workless Cocks Second Anal Reservoir ramble through a dicks, and POOL ON INAFTER!

When: 

Saturday, July Eighteenth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/i5CP15D6SdYk5aVa6

29.829703567882969, -95.61784664325369 

Hares: 

Workless Cock

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Workless Cock says "Oh man. We're gonna have a time out there... Two of the roads I need were closed for flooding today... Rainy looking week, so perhaps a sloshy good time!" ON AFTER On in/After will be at WORKLESS COCKS POOL!!!! SO BRING A TOWEL! Also they'll have snacks and probably be grillling!

Bring:

Water to drink! it is HOT again!

TOWEL and Swimsuit for the POOL 
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BMH3 #429 07/04/2026 The 4th of DILFs Trail!

  

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BMH3 #429 07/04/2026 The 4th of DILFs Trail! 

When: 

Saturday, July Fourth-Twenty, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go 

Where:

Water Control & Improvement District

23802 Glen Loch Drive, The Woodlands, TX  77380

(Southern End of Glen Loch Road)

(30.1134824, -95.4891605)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/25AqxxDN6qfvucvK8

Hares: 

Cocktor Spork and Ivanna Hairy Buttchug 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

Ladies and Gents, Boys and Girls, people of all ages that can legally drink, it's time to get excited! This year, your hares, Cocktor Spork and Ivanna Hairy Buttchug will be laying you the FIRST AИAL DILF Trail! That's right, we've celebrated the womb, not it's time to celebrate the sperm! This was the closest trail to Father's Day available, so we grabbed it... and our dicks... and went for it!

*Jizz Hands*

Not only will we be laying the FIRST AИAL DILF Trail, it will also be on the 4th of July! So it will be a DILFs in Sparklerland celebration as well! Like Babes in Toyland, but less racism.

Will there be fireworks? 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Will there be sparklers?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Will there be bad decisions and a POOL ON AFTER?

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!

That's right, after our beautiful 4-5 mile shiggytastic trail, you can plan to cool down at the Maison de Hairy Poon (trademark pending). So cum on out to celebrate the DILFs, the fireworks, and the POOL on after! See you there, you won't want to miss it!

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-