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BMH3 #429 07/04/2026 The 4th of DILFs Trail!
When:
Saturday, July Fourth-Twenty, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go
Where:
Hares:
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Ladies and Gents, Boys and Girls, people of all ages that can legally drink, it's time to get excited! This year, your hares, Cocktor Spork and Ivanna Hairy Buttchug will be laying you the FIRST AИAL DILF Trail! That's right, we've celebrated the womb, not it's time to celebrate the sperm! This was the closest trail to Father's Day available, so we grabbed it... and our dicks... and went for it!
*Jizz Hands*
Not only will we be laying the FIRST AИAL DILF Trail, it will also be on the 4th of July! So it will be a DILFs in Sparklerland celebration as well! Like Babes in Toyland, but less racism.
Will there be fireworks?
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Will there be sparklers?
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Will there be bad decisions and a POOL ON AFTER?
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!
That's right, after our beautiful 4-5 mile shiggytastic trail, you can plan to cool down at the Maison de Hairy Poon (trademark pending). So cum on out to celebrate the DILFs, the fireworks, and the POOL on after! See you there, you won't want to miss it!
Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-
