BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 260 - KatchUp's Birfday Trail!
When: Saturday, January 11th, at 2:00pm!
Where: *Look for deadend*
Spring, TX 77373
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
FROM HOUSTON: Take Hardy Toll Road to Aldine Westfield Road or take I-45 to Cypresswood (exit 68) from I-45 N. Take Cypresswood east to James C Leo Drive, then turn right. Turn left right away onto Breckenridge Dale Lane, then Breckenridge Dale Lane turns right and becomes Early Light Court. Look for assholes.
FROM THE HARE: (Circus Noises)
Step right up, step right up. Listen to my tale of wonder about a trail hopefully not ruined by rain and thunder. It is I KatchUp your hare to be, laying a 4-5 mile trail of shiggy, you'll see. You maybe curious if water crossings will be present, if not, the plethera of Boob and Dick checks will be most pleasant. Your four-legged friends are welcome to cum, the pools of water will be oh so much fun. Ill leave you with this, this one little fact, there will be two beer checks not accompanied by Pabst.
*KatchUp is then shot out of a cannon*
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141