BMH3 # 54

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 54 "Twinkle's Birthday Run"

When: Saturday, February 18^th 2012, at 2pm!

Where: Bear Branch Park
5200 Research Forest Dr
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too!!

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery, Stickers $1, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45, take exit 77. Follow the feeder until you come to the Research Forest Dr/Tamina Rd stop light then make a left. Follow Research Forest for bit which will take you through several lights, keep straight on Research and once you pass through the Gosling Rd light the park entrance will be on your right

Sidenote: Per the Hare: Turn into parking lot and go to the right and head to the back of the parking lot near the skate park

Gather at 2pm.

Trail will be between 2ish and 6ish miles.
There will be water crossings.
There will be at least one beer check
There may be a swim, depending on weather, and how I'm feeling when I get to that part.
Trail is mostly experienced Shiggy dog friendly, but if I do the swim the dogs will need a hand getting out of the water.


Bring:
Towels,
Change of clothes
virgins
Shiggy socks/pants
knee pads
thirst for beer


0n-0n,
DTR

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 50

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 50 - The Second Anal "SCREW YOUR HOLIDAY , WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN" Hash.

When: Saturday, December 24th 2011, at 5:00pm!

Where: Spork’s Spooning Spectacularium (A.K.A. Chez Spork-Puss)
28 Painted Sunset, The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork & Mud In My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, A DAMN FLASHLIGHT!, shag bag(change of clothes), $ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45, take exit 73 ( Rayford Rd./Sawdust Rd. ). Turn left at your first light (Rayford/Sawdust) and go to the 4th light where Sawdust turns hard left right past Burger King and before Starbucks. After turning left, go straight past first light and go to the second light, Sawmill Road , and turn left. Turn left into your first subdivision, Sunset Springs ( Dreamweaver Circle ). Once you enter Sunset Springs, go straight past the very first street on your left and go to the next street, Painted Sunset. You may park anywhere around that corner of Painted Sunset and Dreamweaver Circle , my house is right there on the corner, #28.

Sidenote: Going to be in town visiting family you really don't want to have an awkward Xmas-Eve turkey dinner with your family? Need an excuse why you can't go take goofy looking pictures in front of large trees with lights on them with your weird Uncle Eddie who touches you just a little too much? Are you a Jew like myself and just need to get away from the Xmas music for 5 minutes and sing about boobs, sex, and kitchens? Then cum one, cum all, to our SECOND ANAL "Screw your Holiday , We'll Make Our Own" / Moon Over Monkeys hash!

This will be not only our SECOND ANAL "Screw Your Holiday, We'll Make Our Own" hash, but also our SECOND ANAL "MOM" Hash, which means "Moon Over Monkeys" - our form of a full moon-ish hash. But wait, there's more! This will also be only our SECOND EVER LIVE HARE! This does not include all the lazy bimbo trial things we have done at events, but a real "You mother fuckers stay here for 15 minutes, not 10, but 15 full freaking minutes, and let us go lay a damn trail... seriously 15 minutes." kind of trail. When was out last one? You guessed it! Last year, same hash! This trail laid last year by Mud & I was a great success, and hopefully it will be again this year. Last year lots of people brought extras to drink/eat just because they felt awesome. There were cherries that had been soaked in vodka or rum or something for like 6 months that rocked our world, there was holiday flavored vodka (what does that even mean) - lots of stuff. Feeling generous? Bring something. I'll bring the Manischewitz!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 49

"MUD & DTR's BIRFDAY TRASH TRAIL"

When: Saturday, December 10th 2011, at 3:00pm!

Where: The Old Riley Fuzzel Road Preserve

NO ADDRESS, SEE DIRECTIONS HERE OR BELOW:

http://bayoulandconservancy.org/Directions-Old%20Riley%20Fuzzel%20Road%20Preserve.pdf 

Hare(s): Mud In My Crick & Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown Houston, go I-45 North all the way past FM 1960
to the Cypresswood Drive, Holzwarth Road, Louetta Road exit. (EXIT 68). Head
east (right) on East Louetta Road. Follow East Louetta Road to where it
dead-ends under the Hardy Toll Road at Aldine-Westfield Road. Take a Left,
heading North on Aldine Westfield until it dead-ends at Riley Fuzzel Road.
Take a Right, heading East on Riley Fuzzel Road. Continue under the Hardy
Toll Road and across the new bridge at Spring Creek. After crossing the
bridge a short distance, on your left, you will see where the old two-lane
road merges into the new five-lane road where the new road curves. Take a
left onto Old Riley Fuzzel Road. Proceed to the end of Old Riley Fuzzel Road
to where the road is completely barricaded. (Further directions made be
found at
http://bayoulandconservancy.org/Directions-Old%20Riley%20Fuzzel%20Road%20Preserve.pdf

Sidenote: This will be a BIRFDAY celebration for both Mud In My Crick
(December 10th) and Donnie The Retard (December 20th)! According to the
hares it will be a total TRASH trail meaning there will be at least one beer
check, at least one shot check, and 100% SHIGGY with lots of water crossings
SO BRING A DAMN CHANGE OF CLOTHES/SHOES/SOCKS/EVERYTHING! Also bring a towel... that would just be smart.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 48

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 48

When: Saturday, November 26^th 2011 at 2:00pm!

Where: Tamarac Park
Near the intersection of
North Millbend Drive & Many Pines Road,
The Woodlands, TX 77380

(30.153317, -95.456944)

Hare(s): Cumrade Blumpkin, Name My Vagina, & La Situación

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course. 

D'erections: From downtown Houston , go I-45 North all the way to exit 76B, Woodlands Parkway . Stay in the left lane once the on-ramp merges onto Woodlands Parkway , then turn left AT THE FIRST STREET YOU CAN, Woodloch Forest Drive . Continue on Woodloch Forest Drive , it will turn you hard left, then right, then the street will change into Many Pines Road. Continue straight till it dead ends, then turn right onto North Millbend Drive . The park will be immediately on your right.

Sidenote: This will be a BIRFDAY ORGY celebration. All three of the hares have birthdays around this time, so they will be laying some sort of trail. This is all the info I have people – needless to say the weather is getting nicer and it is getting dark quicker so early hash = YAY!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 47

The "16 Beer Checks. Happening." Hash

When: Saturday, November 12^th 2011 at 3:00pm!

Where: Randall’s Food Market Pharmacy
9420 College Park Drive
Conroe, TX 77384

Hare(s): yobwoC esreveR (Reverse Cowboy)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course. 

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Take I-45 North towards The Woodlands. Take exit 79 ( TX-242/College Park Drive/Needham Road .) Turn left at the stoplight onto TX-242/College Park Drive . Take for 4-4.50 miles and it will be there on your right before 1488.

Sidenote: This is the first ever, never happened before, gonna break 'em all, had to give him sexual favors to do it, yobwoC esreveR (Reverse Cowboy) laid trail! What can you expect? Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, not 9, not 10, not 11, not 12, not 13, not 14, not 15, but 16 FREAKING BEER CHECKS!!!!!! What else can you expect? At least one person vomiting most likely. What else can you expect? Do you care? Really? 16 Beer checks people. This is gonna be an epic trail so only losers will miss it. Questions? Comments? STDs? Everything can be answered... if you show up to the trail. LET'S DO THIS!!! W00000H0000000!!!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 45

"1st Ever Brass Monkey Beer Mile"

***NOTE THE EARLY START TIME!***

Where: Masturgator & PMS' House
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): Saint Sebastian

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit
76B (Woodlands Parkway) - keep going on Woodlands Parkway for about 3-ish
miles. Turn left on South Panther Creek Drive, go past the stop sign and
look on your left for a subdivision on your left just past the church; The
street is Coralberry Road. Once you turn left on Coralberry, take your
second right which is Yewleaf Road, then your second right again onto Still
Glen Court.

Sidenote: We will be having an early start time because one of our Monkeys
is getting married! YAY! (It will not be a hash wedding. NO!) The wedding is
in the evening so we are needing to start early so we can still have a bomb
ass circle but be done by like 4:00-ish. There will not be patches because
every person I talked to said their patch distributor was on leave or
vacation or something. I guess there is some sort of patch-makers united
strike... really don't care. Anyway we will take down who is there and
whenever we get them made you will get one. Please try to get there on time
- you know normally we go on hardcore hash time but since we HAVE to be done
to get ready for the wedding we can't lolly(cock)gag around.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 44 "The Second Lamest Pub Crawl Ever"

When: Saturday, October 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm.

Where: Wolfie's Sports Bar & Grill
25550 I 45 NORTH
SPRING, TEXAS 77386

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork & Guamarhea Balls

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: Money for drinks at each of the stops... There will be 6-ish bars, maybe less if we get lazy.

D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45, take exit 73 (Rayford Rd./Sawdust Rd.). Go straight past the light and look for a shopping center on your right on the corner of the feeder and Raypine Drive - it will have Wolfie's, Taqueria Arandas, Firestone auto place, etc... If you hit Briarcrest Drive you have gone too far, so just turn right and take that street back towards the south.

Sidenote: Back due to no popular demand whatsoever, the Brass Monkeys are proud to bring you the "Second Lamest Pub Crawl Ever", hopefully just as lame as last year's was.

Guamarhea Balls (Knuckledraggers H3 MC) will be visiting us and helping me co-hare this bitch. He is very sensitive about his girly sized hands so make sure not to stare.

We will provide some down down beer at the end for circle, but there is no hash cash so just bring money for your drink of choice at each bar. There will be crash space available at Chez Spork-Puss and the Retard Compound. If you are crashing and want to drop your car at our houses before hand we will be more than happy to give you a ride to the start point.