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BMH3 #295 – 5/15/2021: Save a Horse Ride a Mole, Birthday Trail RERELoaded
When: Saturday, May 15th, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Do Your Own Trail: "1PM"-ish (Read Below!) - 2:69pm
• Manned Beer Check for main pack
27402 Whispering Maple Way, Spring, TX 77386
Save a Horse (Ride a Mole)
FROM THE HARES: Trail will be 3-4 miles, with boatloads of water crossings to keep you wet and wild for the duration of the gangbang. There will be a bier check, there will be shiggy, but you must bring your own prelube and post lube.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. WATER ITS HOT
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.
At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares want, they can have an unofficial circle.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
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