BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 179
When: Saturday, December 3rd, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY NOW!
Where: Imperial Valley Drive & Cypress Preserve,
Houston, TX (30°01'54.0"N 95°25'21.6"W)
*You can Google “Imperial Washateria”, it’s right down the street from it*
Hares: Womb Raider, Mouth Organ, and Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
I-45N to exit 66B Hollowtree St/Parramatta to north feeder. Follow north feeder, go over 1960 and just past Gilman Subaru then turn right on Cypress Preserve **GO AROUND ROAD CLOSED BARRICADE; A IS LANE OPEN** to second left hand turn onto Imperial Valley Dr.
VIA Hardy Toll Road
Hardy to FM 1960/Cypress Creek Parkway and merge onto 1960/Cypress Creek parkway. Take 1960 west and turn right in ~ 1 mile onto Cypress Slough/Cypress Preserve. **GO AROUND ROAD CLOSED BARRICADE BY THE TRAILER; A IS LANE OPEN** Follow Cypress Slough/Cypress Preserve then turn left onto Imperial Valley Dr in about 1 mile.
FROM THE HARES: Cum one, cum all, for a Saturday of unforgettable escapades! Join Womb Raider, Mouth Organ, and Cocktor Spork for a trail through the unchartered, am off-road adventure where you are bound to find treasures and secrets beyond your wildest beliefs! Expect 3-ish miles of shiggy, water crossings, and bad decisions, with at least one beer check with whatever beers we can find in our combined fridges! IT will be dog friendly, but there may be some unexpected shit that you’ll have to help them through, but really, there are hashers we could say the same shit about, so yeah.
Bring a change of clothes, because you’ll be dirty when we’re done, and bring some warm shit for circle in case this state decides to finally reward us with something besides ball-dripping heat. So cum out and enjoy a beautiful Saturday with your monkey family, and try not to fuck it up!
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Twinkle Toes' #: (661) 342-1679