When:
Saturday, February 14th, at **3:30pm!**
Where:
North Picnic Lane,
Memorial
Park,
Houston,
TX
29.764827,
-95.441407
Hare:
Where Do You Get Off?
Why:
Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5
for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM
THE WOODLANDS: Take I-45 (or Hardy Toll Road) to 610-West. Take 610 West to
exit 10A for Woodway towards Memorial Drive. Go east under freeway on Woodway
Drive and turn right onto North Picnic Lane.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE:
My
dear brass monkeys,
Cupids
arrow hath struck, and here we are to celebrate love in all forms and fashions,
be it Spork's love for small Asians, Hoot's lust for D-batteries, EZ Chair's
desire for homeless men in public restrooms, or Skeet Squad's burning fetish
for pubes. Cum one, cum all, and cum one more time to the "Get Off has a
Heart on trail!"
Join
me, where do you get off?, on on through the memorial park area as we celebrate
this day of "getting off!" I can promise you beer, I can promise you
boobs, hell I can even throw in some burlesque and some sex toy prizes, but
most of all you should be happy to spend the day with the people you love--the
hash! So come share drinks and bodily fluids as we venture off into a memorable
valentines day hash!
IMPORTANT:
BE FESTIVE, WEAR PINK, WEAR RED, WEAR BLACK, WEAR SEXY LINGERIE, WEAR A
COSTUME, WEAR A GIMP SUIT!
ALSO
BRING YOUR WALLET/MONEY/ID WE WILL BE STOPPING AT BARS ON TRAIL!!
FUCK
YOUZ,
Where
Do You Get Of?
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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