BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 181 - The FUCK YOU 2016! Trail
When: Saturday, December
31st, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY NOW!
Hares: Where Do You Get
Off?! & Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery:
T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
From
The Woodlands:
Travel
South on 45 and exit 1960. Take that shit left to Treaschwig Rd. Take another
left on Treaschwig and take that bitch to Aldine Westfield and bang a left.
Keep driving until just PAST Cypress Island Drive. You'll see an unmarked road
on your left across the street from the Library. If you end up by the HEB you
went to fuckin far. Turn your jalopy around and look for the unmarked road on
your right this time. Take that road into the parking lot which will be on your
right.
From
Houston:
Travel
North on 45 and exit 1960. Make a right turn onto 1960 and ride that
motherfucker until you hit Treaschwig Rd. turn yo' shit left onto Treaschwig
and take that bitch to Aldine Westfield and bang a left. Keep driving until
just PAST Cypress Island Drive. You'll see an unmarked road on your left across
the street from the Library. If you end up by the HEB you went to fuckin far.
Turn your jalopy around and look for the unmarked road on your right this time.
Take that road into the parking lot which will be on your right.
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARES: Honestly, we don't even know where to begin. This travesty of a year
has claimed some great ones, it also has been clusterfucky in so many ways.
What better way to celebrate this dumpster fire of year than to get REALLY
drunk and puke at your NYE party, only to then get hauled off to the shower,
where you can pass out and flood the host's house in an attempt to wash away
the pain, shit, puke, etc. that is so representative of 2016? Trail will be
roughly 3 miles through the shiggy. Probably have some water crossing on trail
and an ending that is a well known homeless homosexual hangout. Wear shiggy
socks, or don't we don't care if you elect to be a martyr this time. Bring bug
spray or don't (we are rather despondent these days, don't judge us). So cum
join us before crying into your lukewarm glass of Korbel Brut and ringing in
the new year rocking back and forth to Poison's Every Rose Has its Thorn. Hash
cash is $5. We have habadashery if you want/need it. There you have it
folks...make it happen! On-On
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where
Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red
Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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