BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 180 - Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick's Birfday Trail!
When: Saturday,
December 17th, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY NOW!
Where: Redneck
Abortion's Brick & Mortar Clinic
23507 Tree House Lane
Spring, TX 77373
Hares: Redneck Abortion
& Mud In My Crick
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston:
VIA I-45N
I-45N to exit 68 toward Cypresswood
Dr/Holzwarth Rd. Turn right onto E Cypresswood Dr, go two miles, then turn
right onto Aldine Westfield Rd, go like a mile and a half.
VIA Hardy Toll Road
Take Hardy Toll Rd to Aldine Westfield Rd in
Spring. Take the Aldine-Westfield Rd exit from Hardy Toll Rd. Turn right onto
Aldine Westfield Rd, go 1 1/2 miles, then turn left onto Prairie Bird Dr, then
turn right onto Tree House Ln.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Redneck Abortion and Mud in
my Crick present a shitshow of an opportunity -- get lost in the middle of
nowhere during the shitty December weather conditions! *YAY!!!*
You can expect 3-4 miles of Redneck's
favorite, shiggy shiggy shiggy! There may and or may not be water crossings,
depends on how much the hares love you during December. You will need to bring
a warm change of clothes and a leash for your pooper. May be a bit of
offroading for circle, so if you want to plan a carback, and you have a choice
between a '97 Camery and a truck, go for the truck.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Cocktor
Spork
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