BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 182
When: Saturday, January 14th, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY NOW!
Where: Rob Flemming Park-ish
5972 Creekside Forest Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77389-4943
(Dirt parking lot across from the park)
Hares: KatchUp, Donnie the Retard, & Nuthin' But Net
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston:
Travel North on 45 or Hardy Toll Road north to 99 (Grand Parkway) West. That's left. Take that to Gosling Road, then go North. That's right. Go for about 3-ish miles, then turn left into Creekside Forest. Take the first right on the Traffic Circle, then look for assholes on the right in a dirt parking lot.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Guess what my homies, it’s that time of year where KatchUp is allowed to lay a trail that always proves to be different from the last. This year however, there are two up and comers that will be Co-Haring as well. In no specific order they are Donnie the Retard and Nuthin’ But Net. That’s right people, three people that should not be laying a trail are laying a trail together *Round of Applause*. We promise to make this a shiggy trail to remember with definite water crossings.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
When: Saturday, January 14th, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY NOW!
Where: Rob Flemming Park-ish
5972 Creekside Forest Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77389-4943
(Dirt parking lot across from the park)
Hares: KatchUp, Donnie the Retard, & Nuthin' But Net
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston:
Travel North on 45 or Hardy Toll Road north to 99 (Grand Parkway) West. That's left. Take that to Gosling Road, then go North. That's right. Go for about 3-ish miles, then turn left into Creekside Forest. Take the first right on the Traffic Circle, then look for assholes on the right in a dirt parking lot.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Guess what my homies, it’s that time of year where KatchUp is allowed to lay a trail that always proves to be different from the last. This year however, there are two up and comers that will be Co-Haring as well. In no specific order they are Donnie the Retard and Nuthin’ But Net. That’s right people, three people that should not be laying a trail are laying a trail together *Round of Applause*. We promise to make this a shiggy trail to remember with definite water crossings.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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