BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 184
When: Saturday,
February 11th, at ***2:00pm***
Where:
Timber Lakes Drive
Timber Lakes Timber Ridge Pool Area
The Woodlands, TX 77380
(30.138871, -95.493705)
Hares: Womb Raider and
Just Joe
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road
north and take Exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust Road. Take the feeder to the light
and turn left on Sawdust Road. Take Sawdust until it turns hard left at the
Starbucks / CVS corner; if you go straight, it becomes Grogan's Mill Road, no,
don't do that. Once you turn left, go on Sawdust and it will turn you hard
right, keep going straight past Wal-Mart, past Valero, all the way until it
dead ends. Once it dead ends onto Glen Lock Road, turn right. Go for like 4-5
streets, then turn left at the 4 way stop onto Royal Oaks Drive. Go to the end.
Turn left onto Timber Lakes Drive and you’re there.
Sidenote:
Get ready for Womb Raider's first trail of
the year!! This known racist will most likely take you running through
Montgomery County at record paces, quenching her thrust for the sweat of the
weak. This hare is known for: setting traps in the forest to catch and use
people in her research, laying falses so long that they would kill the average
person, and hairy men. Expect one or all of those things, plus at least one
beer check, and most likely some shiggy!
FROM THE HARES: To celebrate our 20th
anniversary all I asked Joe for was to co-hare this shitty trail with me. No
really its true … I am that easy. Trail will be 3-4 miles and is dog friendly.
Expect the usual shiggy, thorns and water crossings. There will be at least one
beer check with good craft beer. For circle expect some baked goodies along
with the usual orange food. Depending on how nostalgic I’m feeling I might even
wear my wedding dress to circle so feel free to dress Goodwill formal.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Cocktor
Spork
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