BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 183
When: Saturday, January 28th, at ***2:00pm***
Where: Backwoods Saloon
230 Lexington Court
Conroe, TX 77385
Hares: Donnie the Retard & ESPN
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston:
Travel North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it runs into I-45 to Exit 81 for FM 1488. Take the feeder to 1488 EAST / Lexington, so the ramp all the way to the right on the feeder. Go over the train tracks, then turn left at the dead end. Go for like 30 seconds and the saloon will be on your left.
Sidenote:
Prepare yourselves for a blast from the past, a trail not seen in many a year, something that not even the hippie horoscope people predicted, Donnie the Retard and ESPN are haring this fucking trail! Expect thick shiggy, water crossings, and serious regrets as you are about halfway in. There will be at least one beer check, and nothing else promised except ridicule. The weather this weekend is supposed to be in the 60°s, which means expect either a low of 30°, or a high of 80°. Because Texas.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
When: Saturday, January 28th, at ***2:00pm***
Where: Backwoods Saloon
230 Lexington Court
Conroe, TX 77385
Hares: Donnie the Retard & ESPN
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston:
Travel North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it runs into I-45 to Exit 81 for FM 1488. Take the feeder to 1488 EAST / Lexington, so the ramp all the way to the right on the feeder. Go over the train tracks, then turn left at the dead end. Go for like 30 seconds and the saloon will be on your left.
Sidenote:
Prepare yourselves for a blast from the past, a trail not seen in many a year, something that not even the hippie horoscope people predicted, Donnie the Retard and ESPN are haring this fucking trail! Expect thick shiggy, water crossings, and serious regrets as you are about halfway in. There will be at least one beer check, and nothing else promised except ridicule. The weather this weekend is supposed to be in the 60°s, which means expect either a low of 30°, or a high of 80°. Because Texas.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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