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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 185 - Twinkle Toes' Birthday Trail & Brass Monkey 7th Analversary Campout!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 185 - Twinkle Toes' Birthday Trail & Brass Monkey 7th Analversary Campout!

When: Saturday, February 25th, trail at ***1:00pm!***
Feel free to show up early to setup camp before trail

Where: Big Woods Hunter Camps, Sam Houston National Forest
https://goo.gl/maps/BpH6pqRirWo
30.615562, -95.293890

Hares: Twinkle Toes & Super-Secret-Squirrel Co-Hare!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston / The Woodlands:
Take I-45 North,
Take Exit 102 for Farm to Mkt Rd 1375
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto FM 1375 E - 0.5 mi
Turn left onto TX-75 N - 0.1 mi
Turn right onto Gibbs St - 0.1 mi
Turn left onto FM 1375 E/Elmore St - 7.8 mi
Turn left onto Boswell Rd/Four Notch Rd - 0.7 mi
Turn right onto Forest Service Rd 200 - 4.3 mi
Turn right onto Forest Service Rd 207 - 1.9 mi
Turn left onto Forest Service Rd 202 - 2.1 mi
Campground will be on the left
https://goo.gl/maps/etniws4xbuq


Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Trail will be expeditionary style 6-7 miles of shiggy with manned beer checks/bail points.

Bring your own everything campout!
The campground is totally primitive, no water, no toilets, just a place for your tent.
You need to bring :
Trashbag
camping gear
Latrine shovel
food AND water
booze for after circle beer runs out!
Firewood!

Do not bring:
Large Bowie knives for sticking "scary" black dogs.
Drama


Remember, this is a public campground, we may not have it entirely to ourselves, behave accordingly!


IT'S A CAMPOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


2 comments:

essay best said...

I am so excited to be a part of this camping trail. I hope it would be full of adventure and fun. I have gathered the things mentioned for the camping and anxiously waiting for the moment.

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I wish to be part of this camping as it seems that going with this trail give us lot of joy and adventure. Keep updating this site to keep us in touch with it.