BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 208
When: Saturday,
January 13th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Hampton Pointe
Blvd, Spring, TX 77389
(30.116302, -95.498367)! Neighborhood is
currently being built so no exact address.
Hares: Penis First,
Mouth Second & KatchUp
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road North to the Grand Parkway (TX-99) then go west - that means left. Take 99
to Gosling and exit, then head north - that means right. Go about two miles
then turn right on Hampton Pointe Blvd. Go all the way until it dead-ends, look
for assholes.
Sidenote:
It is 2018, so let's get this shit rolling!
As KatchUp is no longer allowed to lay trails on his own, or spearhead them for
that matter, his new husband and roommate Penis First, Mouth Second will be
leading this wild safari through the woods of the greater Woodlands/Spring area
with his little KatchUp packet riding on his coat tails. Unbeknownst to them
but knownst to us, this will no doubt be a shit show, but I will surely make
them drink their down downs in excess to the point that we put them in an über
and send them to a random crackhouse... assuming we find circle.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
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