BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 248: Cat & Just Lizzy Spray in the Woods
When: Saturday, July
27th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Spring Creek
Nature Trail
4CXP+7P Haven Lake Estates, Texas
Tomball, TX
77375
Hares: Outside Cat &
Just Lizzy
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if
applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3,
socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road to the Grand Parkway (TX-99) WEST.
Take that to Kuykendahl Road, then exit and go NORTH, that means
right. Take that to Creekside Forest
Drive, then turn left and take that all the way to the park, which will be on
your right. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
Ok kids, this should be a fun one. It's already in a fun place by trying to
figure out where this fucking thing is actually starting. Which brings me to my first point: (1) the
hares may change the starting location.
Why? Because hares lie. That brings me to point (2), see point
(1). We are told to expect shiggy with
one to two beer checks, bring bug spray and a change of clothes. Because duh,
it's a monkey. They both have dogs, so
maybe dog friendly? This trail almost
happened a couple months back, but trail was stolen out from under them by an
evil Spork who gave it to an evil candystore lady and her evil husband. So now, after caucusing some more, they have
come up with their revenge trail to make us pay for not giving it to them when
there was cooler weather. Just Lizzy has
been fucked with by the monkeys for a little while now, it's time to make her
pay for everything she knows about us that we still don't know about her... and
her little dog, too.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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