BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 249: The Ivanna-Bone-Hairy-ButtPoon Trail
When: Saturday, August
10th, at 3:00pm!
Where: 24 Hour Fitness
10860 Kuykendahl Road
The Woodlands, TX 77381
Hares: Indiana Bones and
the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy Buttchug
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if
applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3,
socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road until it deadends into I-45. Take
Exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Go for
6-ish miles and turn left on Kuykendahl Road.
Take your second left into the shopping center and look for assholes in
the 24 Hour Fitness parking lot.
Sidenote:
Summer is coming to an end, so it's time to
get one last Saturday in before those fucking kids start ruining our Saturdays
again. Per the hares, you can expect 3-4
miles of dog friendly shaded shiggy with multiple water crossings and at least
one beer check. It's going to be hot as
fuck, so drink water, and get your bitching about the heat out before you show
up. I mean, we'll all still bitch, but
get the majority of it out. We're in
this together. Since we are starting at
a gym that means we can mean-mug people as we drink 40s while they are walking
in to be all healthy. Gross. Come on out, you won't want to miss it!
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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