BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 272: Outside Cat's
BIRFDAY Trail!
When:
Saturday, June 27th:
• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish
(Read Below!) - 1:69pm
• "OfFiCiAl" Trail: 2:00pm
• Manned Beer Check from 2:30-ish - 4:00pm
Where:
Sunset Springs Park
35 South Dreamweaver Circle
The Woodlands, TX 77380
Hares:
Outside Cat & Twinkle Toes
Why:
Because you like drinking, period.
Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 N or Hardy Toll Road
until it dead ends into I-45. Take exit 73 for Rayford/Sawdust. Turn left onto
Sawdust and go for 4-ish lights, then turn left where Sawdust turns left (at
the Burger King). Go for like a mile-ish and turn left. Turn left at the second
turn-in and bust a bitch onto Sawmill Road and the park is on the corner. THERE
IS NOT A PARKING LOT. You will need to street park. Don't park like an asshole.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Outside Cat and Twinkle Toes
present an OUTSIDE CAT BITFDAY EXTRAVAGANZA! Start as Sunset Springs Park. We
may or may not be tying a bag of flour to LuLu, we'll see - hope you like to
swim! 4-5 miles true strail. Water crossings, and bring bug spray! Manned beer
check with premium beer after 2:30pm-ish. We will post when we are about
halfway done so people can start early if they want.
FROM SPORK: Things are a changin’ here in the
Lone Star state. Apparently, people have gotten bored with the ‘rona, so it’s
back to usual. Because Texas. That being said, we are going to do this in a
compromise kind of way, a more use-real-lube-not-spit kinda way. Some people
are ready to hash with hashers and some are not, so we’re going to let both do
what they want to do. If you would like to do trail alone, start between WHEN
THE HARES SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING and 1:69pm. Bam. On your own,
living your best life. If you want to run the trail en masse, “OfFiCiAl” trail
time will be at 2:00pm. If you want to do trail with hashers, show up around
that time. Don't do it super late and die. That would suck.
We will still do virtual circle at 7:00pm,
with the link to be posted sometime 30 minutes – 1 hour before on the Brass
Monkey FB event. That’s all we’ve got. Make good decisions out there.
NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 06/24/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY
MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING
when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go
between that time and 2:00pm. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash
cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• If you would like to do the trail with other
hashers in a somewhat "organized" way, show up at 2:00pm.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check
in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die,
my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which
I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail
“Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't
going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there
must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that
one up.
• Circle will be virtual on Saturday night at
7pm. We will post the link to it on the trail info. In order to attend circle,
you need to have a drink in hand and not wearing pants. Okay, that last part is
optional, but really, why not?
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
