BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 271: Peg Leg Hooker's "Virgin Lay"

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 271: Peg Leg Hooker's "Virgin Lay"

When: Saturday, June 13th:

• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish (Read Below!) - 1:69pm

• "OfFiCiAl" Trail: 2:00pm

• Manned Beer Check from 1pm-4pm

Where: Pundt Park

4129 Spring Creek Drive

Spring, TX 77373

*GATES CLOSE AT DUSK/SUNDOWN*

Hares: Peg Leg Hooker & Just Chris

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 N or Hardy Toll Road. From I-45 take exit 68 Take E Cypresswood Dr and Spring Creek Dr to your destinationand Hardy take Aldine-Westfield Road.  On both, get to Spring Creek Drive, go east all the way until you see Pundt park on your right.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARE: This weekend's trail will be an A-to-A from Pundt Park. Its going to be hot and sunny  (looks to be a high of 96 degrees), so we are going to do our best to keep you in shiggy or by water.   Make sure you bring DEET – the mosquitoes and Horse Flies are out in force! It should be a dog friendly trail, but know that as we popped out of the woods by a formal trail we got reprimanded for not having Lucy on leash - so be cognizant that this is an area with a lot of people and a police/ranger presence. There will be one manned beer check - Look out for our old RV maggie - we'll be there waiting for you fuckers in the air conditioning! This park closes at Dusk so plan accordingly and leave yourself plenty of time to get out before it closes up. This is the first trail fully planned by Peg Leg Hooker, and Just Chris’ virgin hare… what could go wrong? A CHACLK TALK VIDEO WILL BE POSTED SATURDAY MORNING AS WELL!

FROM SPORK: Things are a changin’ here in the Lone Star state.  Apparently, people have gotten bored with the ‘rona, so it’s back to usual.  Because Texas.  That being said, we are going to do this in a compromise kind of way, a more use-real-lube-not-spit kinda way.  Some people are ready to hash with hashers and some are not, so we’re going to let both do what they want to do.  If you would like to do trail alone, start between WHEN THE HARES SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING and 1:69pm.  Bam.  On your own, living your best life.  If you want to run the trail en masse, “OfFiCiAl” trail time will be at 2:00pm.  If you want to do trail with hashers, show up around that time.  Don't do it super late and die.  That would suck.

We will still do virtual circle at 7:00pm, with the link to be posted sometime 30 minutes – 1 hour before on the Brass Monkey FB event.  That’s all we’ve got.  Make good decisions out there.

*hares are assholes

NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 06/09/2020):

• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and 2:00pm. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.

• Trail will be A-to-A.

• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.

• If you would like to do the trail with other hashers in a somewhat "organized" way, show up at 2:00pm.

• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.

• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.

• Circle will be virtual on Saturday night at 7pm. We will post the link to it on the trail info. In order to attend circle, you need to have a drink in hand and not wearing pants. Okay, that last part is optional, but really, why not?

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork