BMH3 #294 – May 1st 2021: Save a Horse Ride a Mole, Birthday, and TXIH Pity Party

 

Announcement!

WE NEED HARES NEXT TRAIL!!!!! and over the summer!   For full instructions click here.  or go directly to the Hare Spreadsheet. 

Also, We have a signal group chat.   Join with this link!

Thanks! 

-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 BMH3 #294 – Save a Horse Ride a Mole, Birthday, and TXIH Pity Party

When: 

Saturday, May 1st, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Do Your Own Trail: "1PM"-ish (Read Below!) - 2:69pm
• Manned Beer Check for main pack

Where: 

Rubio Park
27402 Whispering Maple Way, Spring, TX 77386
30.082424594133116, -95.3507248680412

Hares: 

Save a Horse (Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Gonna miss out on all the drunken debauchery the weekend of Interhash? Have no fear, you can have your turn at the gangbang we're gonna throw out in Spring!
Yes, you heathens, we are still laying trail for Brass Monkey on May 1st. It will be the Interhash Pity Party you were gonna host all by your lonesome at home.
Trail will be 3-4 miles, with boatloads of water crossings to keep you wet and wild for the duration of the gangbang. There will be a bier check, there will be shiggy, but you must bring your own prelube and post lube.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. WATER ITS HOT

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.


FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares want, they can have an unofficial circle.


What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #293 – April 17, 2021: Homoglobin

 

Announcement!

We need some hares next month, and over the summer!   For full instructions click here.  or go directly to the Hare Spreadsheet. 

Also, We have a signal group chat.   Join with this link!

Thanks! 

-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #293: Homoglobin

When: 

Saturday, April 17, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Do Your Own Trail: ~11:30AM (BC not guaranteed if you're early)
• UnManned Beer Check

Where: 

 30.092374471209745, -95.45227763580921
Dead end to the East of Springwoods Village Pkwy and E Mossy Oaks Rd
https://goo.gl/maps/EVyPvGes1yuai4Mq6

Hares: Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:  Trail is the current A to A ish.
One beer/water/white claw check,  not manned.
Bring chairs for circle if you wish.
High of 68 so it won't be warm,  dress accordingly for after trail. No hash cash, same Rona rules in place so bring your own beer. There will be some snacks for sharing, with wipes for cleanliness.
Dog Friendly
People Friendly

Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.


FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares want they can hold an unofficial circle.


NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A'.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-